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Boston baked bean head ass And what is your name sir?
He doesn't mean anything. It's over.
- I don't understand how y'all won. - Y'all wack-star niggers.
- Richmond. - Rich what?
is going to go to college.
Why didn't you tell me? I would have gone with you.
I tied that shit!
I'll do push-ups for him
Thank you all for coming.
and sit in the front row of those classes.
You said we'd be alone. You call this alone?
Cruz, chill, man. Why do you try to act hard all the time?
Basket's good!
Get your ass out of that pool Father Forces Son to Destroy Xbox One Over Bad Grades
All right. Huddle up. Mr. Carter, you're in.
But you gotta be patient on the weak-side screen.
If you listen and learn, you will win basketball games.
I can't get them to show up for school, for practice.
you tell me how it's gonna be, how we'II make it.
- Come on. - Ease back.
that we didn't work on our offense during practice.
until your conditioning is at a level that allows me to do so.
This is one country ass fried chicken eating cognac drinking ass nigga Excuse me
Your job is to win basketball games, Mr. Carter.
Get up.
How will the community react to this lockout?
I wanna come back on the team. What do I gotta do to play?
Renny. They shot Renny. I mean, we was just there.
- What? - You wanna get out the car?
And of those that do graduate, only six percent go to college.
Come on, you're back with us now.
Taunt him after every score.
Damien Carter. Get your ass out of that pool.
I'll do it, okay?
Now, that's the biggest game of the year.
They're ranked number one in the state.
And you can. Our next faculty meeting is in two weeks.
Bring it in.
ESPN, baby.
Black people be like
Let me hear you!
You all had a problem getting up and down the court.
Hell if I know, sir.
- nice game. - Thank you.
No. Take some, please.
You never gave up.
can get you into college.
Buoyed. The word is buoyed.
Right here.
- Hell, yeah. - Let's go.
Yo, shut your bitch ass up.
If you’re early you’re on time If you’re on time you’re late
ou Win The Bonus Prize Of 500 Pushups!
- Kenny... - Kyra, just listen. Please.
reach the agreed-upon GPA.
- You all right? For real? - Yeah.
How I’m feeling without Edge
Everybody up.
Man we hear you dawg, But we can't see you, we just ain't fukkin with you The glare from yo big black ass Whopper Milk Dud Charles Xavier with a tan head is hella fukkin shiny
Well, you didn't see him. He's a freshman. He didn't play.
making it their first loss of the season.
that has to be thinking that there's a chance...
No, sir.
I know I'm fine. But I'm not feeling myself. I'm feeling you.
that questions our abilities as educators.
I put my fist up. That means I'm going this way.
Watch it.
I need their teachers to fill out weekly progress reports...
You painted an extreme picture. No one expects them to graduate...
Lions fans!!! We Undefeated!!
- You look good. - Thank you.
- Junior Battle. - Undefeated until...
- All right, guys. - It's on.
For five months of work?
And until we all meet the terms of this contract...
I can't believe this, man. He was just standing there.
Srix what? Srixon!
You working that chinchilla. Look, baby, me and you...
Chop.
and, most importantly, you will be winners.
is that ever-elusive victory within.
I'd like to remind you that classes are in session...
Let's take this time to say whatever it is we want...
Any unexcused absences, any other disciplinary issues at school...
Y'all heard about that two-for-one special, right?
If you don't perform in the classroom, you will not play.
That's like thread. That's not even half a shoelace.
Academic progress reports, young men.
You won four games last season.
Young sirs. It's been a long day.
- Mr. Cruz! - Good game, boy.
I know how to do that.
Bobby Sweats yelling at the RAI team
To the baseline!
Take the lock off that gym. My phone hasn't stopped ringing.
All right, keep riding on somebody. Don't get lost in there.
Coach, we won the tournament.
- We're in. - Yes!
You will attend all your classes...
- This ain't the track team, man. - Nor is it the debate team, Mr. Lyle.
- Can I help you? - I'm Ken Carter...
- Speaking of Michael Jordan. - What's wrong with a girl?
I can't just have one girl. You know what I'm saying? I need both.
Yes, sir, I do.
Say, Hi, Uncle Kenyon.
All day, baby. Can't stop that.
I guess a Chocolate Motherfukka like me need to speak louder so y'all can hear me I'm your new basketball coach Milk Dud Jackson
from a coach at a junior college in Sacramento.
We ain't got to be ready enough for nothing, all right?
Winners?