Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And how many days do I have to consider this offer?

You require 10 hours of community service...

They wanna see Junior play this Friday.

Gentlemen, you have failed to...

Last few years have been really tough.

Junior's older brother, Anton...

Time-out, white.

Surprise arrival to the poll is Richmond High at 19th.

Aw yeah!, take this spit! You bitch ass motherfukkin buster ass bastard!

Yo, Damien. All right!

Good afternoon, young men. As Coach White said...

Did you eat the last piece of cake? Did you drink all the Kool-Aid?

Yeah, business is very good, Kenny.

Oh, and here's the best part: Your second-favorite man was MVP.

Fukk y’all fake ass wanna be Paulie and Christopher, Brooklyn and K.C. ass motherfukkas! Nah, fukk you, you look like you fukked Aubrey Plaza’s Nose and Forehead!, Fukk Y’all

Linda is smart, she's political.

- What, man? - No, man, it's just funny, dog,'cause...

I'll take it home.

- One, two, three! - Our time!

Explode! Worm, explode! Touch the floor.

Youre not a sir Well are you a madam

You gotta help Junior on the weak-side pick.

Hold on, let me down.

- Let's go, guys. - Energy, guys.

How would you like to watch the Worm work?

We been tripping lately, man. All y'all know it.

Like I was saying, I'm Junior Battle. I'm the man.

- Yes, ma'am. - And what if they fail?

Ceremony Of The Keys. Sorry I'm not in service

This whole school, this whole community, is behind this team.

- What's up, baby? - How you doing?

- Yeah, no doubt. - Gentlemen, listen up.

- No doubt. I'm gonna check y'all. - You got this.

You put a lock on the gym...

If You was any Bigger You’d be my bigger nigga

Anyway, I got something for the baby today.

I remember once she tricked me into stealing brownies...

- They gave you a scholarship? - Yeah, baby, a full ride.

I had a choice to make...

Compu queeeee? COMPUTODO!

Yeah! Give it up, baby.

You gotta force him left. The baseline's another defender.

Would you like to see me in this shoelace?

Make the shot, Damien!

Little help here. Pick him up.

Hold on to that monster.

Get back, get back!

Now, Richmond is gonna riot if you forfeit that game.

I called Richmond. They expect me in the morning.

- I'm all set. - Ray, would you see that Mr. Carter...

I just read in the newspaper Barack Obama has been shot

- Jump! - Yeah, Jason.

Iocked the gym and sent his players straight to the library.

I took this job because I wanted to effect change...

That's right, 16-0.

Now, let's give him the respect he's due.

Hey, yo, Junior, man, don't worry about Ty Crane, dog.

Is you some Popeyes country church jook joint buck dancing ass nigga with your Steve Harvey suit on and all that? Right!

J.B. Come on, baby.

What, you wanna go?

I haven't received anything from their teachers.

I don't understand this. It's a letter, how can it be a number?

Right now, you're playing theirs. When we step on the floor...

I will do everything in my power...

St. Francis is one of the best high school teams in the nation...

- Lyle, bring it. - Let him go.

Slow the ball down!

- Wonder how that happened. - We had 32 points. I got 12 of them.

Come on, close out. John, explode. Let's go.

Two of you, one of me. Now, that's special.

- Man, I don't need no help. - He didn't lock us out for no reason.

- Run? - Correct again.

But you're right. And because you're right...

- Linda! - Watch the pick.

- Whatever. - What's up, man?

- Damn, do you buff it? - You got jokes to go along...

still cares about the concept of the student athlete.

Sit down, Mr. Battle.

- Because if not... - If not, what, Kenyon?

or what's gonna be written on the front page...

I said, suicides. Put your hand on the line.

you know which team l'd choose?

It's all right, man.

God, I'm sick of you, man!

Everything's great, right? Your cousin is 19...

I can fix all that in the morning.

Before we get into that, let's warm up.

- Come on, baby. Come to the ball. - Right here.

I'm not saying this is not gonna be a challenge...

That, among other things. Yes, ma'am.

You owe me 500 pushups apiece.

Junior battle is like a solar eclipse We rarely see him but when we do it’s always special

For a long time, it's just been my moms, my boys, and you.

A basketball scholarship to George Mason University.

and a bucket for 99 cents, with some toilet paper.

Tell me, how do you see yourselves?

So, what happens to me? You still gonna come to my games?

Nice to see the fight in you, dog. Know what I'm saying?

Take a nickel bag, okay? Go get yourself something, man.

All right. Set up the one-four. Run Candy.

Good to see you, sir.

- Good morning, Coach Carter. - Good morning.

You don't care about me.

Get your head in the game.

- Come on, man, read it. - Man, you know he can't read.

- Richmond! - Rich what?

All right, gentlemen, give me two lines.

After all the things that my son has been through for your team...

when your manager asks you to pitch ai max