Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh.
Look at this.
There's nothing in the box? It sounds like it!
High five, Dad.
What do you want me to do about it?
- all right? - Okay.
My damn wife put these in here and it...
This is what she wanted.
- He's coming with... - This is my meal ticket.
Organization, huh?
Damn thing’s broke
Oh, my God!
all this bacon is getting to Grandpa.
Unbelievable! You could have broke my neck!
Are you Mr. Zisman?
I do, yeah.
You're very lovely when you're mad.
No.
You're right. You're right.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
'Cause he should not be drinking.
But a hangover? Sleep. He got to sleep it off.
I just need you to take Billy across the country
It's one of those that kind of
I wished you could have seen the young Ellie,
No.
- Oh, my God! - How are you?
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
You're not fit to have him.
That's okay, that's okay. It's barely been used.
She's so precious... She did really good.
Yes, and I appreciate you girls...
I've been worried!
Thank you very much. I, uh...
And I don't need you cockblocking.
Bye, Grandma.
Never retreat… Onwards and Forward
Get the fuck away from me, man.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
- What are y'all doing? - Whoa, whoa!
Oh. Oh. I got your doober.
Oh, man.
Do you have a bed we're supposed to pick up?
This is my daughter and grandson.
He said he wanted poontang.
I'm eating this one.
'cause so she could get, you know, whatever, 'cause she got mad at me.
You can if you didn't know this happened.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Because she's gone now. - And our history on this earth has been written...
God!
I gotta go take a piss.
Keep going, just a little bit more.
Please don't announce it!
but he says you're very beautiful.
Okay.
Hey, get in the room!
22s, that's what they are!
Okay.
Shit!
- What's your name? - Billy.
No, I'm not... I'm not in the market right now.
- Hi, Billy. How are you? - Hi.
Before a dark day when
Oh, boy. "Married" married?
Am not, am not!
No shit. Well, what does that mean?
Let's go quick. Let's go quick.
Oh, God! Put it down! Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
- Good evening. - Hi.
...Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.
You had enough money to come in here
What do you think?
What's wrong?
Lindsey Dill!
Onward! Onward!
All right, come on. We got to go see your grandpa.
I don't think so.
- High five! - High five!
Oh, God.
- And you already want to send him back? - You got him today!
What business is that?
Suck a bowl of dicks.
- He what? - And he pooped on the wall.
- You getting tired? - Yeah.
I gotta take your pants off?
Damn thing's broke.
- Oh, my goodness. - Okay.
He's old and he doesn't know what he's doing.
Sure you can, Dad.
You got to pee-pee?
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry, sir, I can't talk about it.
Good! How you doing, baby?
the woman I fell in love with.
Are you sure you want him to go to him?
How about me being your new kid?
You. My new dad.
Not tonight I don't.
to see if you're on a milk carton somewhere.
Can I turn on the AC?
Yeah. Yeah! Thanks for nothing, Derek.
Oh!
What a wonderful business you have.
Uh... I don't know what to say.
I'm free.
Whoa!
No.
Just surprise me and don't be a schmuck this time, okay?
Thank you.
Is somebody, like, watching you or something?
- Right this way. - Alrighty.
Stop.
bring him here to Raleigh, I could take the kid.
This bed's going for a pretty good price.
It's not funny!
What's your stripper stage name?
No.
Get a good hold on her.
Oh, God.
Okay.
I got your doober.
Do you like a lot of milk?
Now, when we walk in that room,
Should we call the police on them?
Oh.
- I got nothing. - That is free advertising right there.
No, I see it.
- What? - Can I go ride that?