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I just need you to take Billy across the country
Oh.
Thank you.
Please don't announce it!
- What are y'all doing? - Whoa, whoa!
But a hangover? Sleep. He got to sleep it off.
He said he wanted poontang.
No.
bring him here to Raleigh, I could take the kid.
Just surprise me and don't be a schmuck this time, okay?
I'm sorry, sir, I can't talk about it.
but he says you're very beautiful.
Ugh.
Is somebody, like, watching you or something?
And I don't need you cockblocking.
Thank you very much. I, uh...
Okay.
No.
Okay.
22s, that's what they are!
- You getting tired? - Yeah.
You're very lovely when you're mad.
High five, Dad.
You. My new dad.
- I got nothing. - That is free advertising right there.
Oh, God! Put it down! Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
Shit!
Oh. Oh. I got your doober.
Should we call the police on them?
No.
I got your doober.
Yeah. Yeah! Thanks for nothing, Derek.
Oh, God.
He's old and he doesn't know what he's doing.
Unbelievable! You could have broke my neck!
How about me being your new kid?
God!
Damn thing's broke.
'Cause he should not be drinking.
What business is that?
You can if you didn't know this happened.
Good! How you doing, baby?
...Good Time by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.
It's not funny!
Sure you can, Dad.
What do you want me to do about it?
You had enough money to come in here
I'm free.
Onward! Onward!
I've been worried!
Suck a bowl of dicks.
Lindsey Dill!
'cause so she could get, you know, whatever, 'cause she got mad at me.
Are you Mr. Zisman?
- Oh, my God! - How are you?
Whoa!
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
- He what? - And he pooped on the wall.
Hey, get in the room!
Organization, huh?
This is my daughter and grandson.
Never retreat… Onwards and Forward
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Uh... I don't know what to say.
Are you sure you want him to go to him?
Not tonight I don't.
Am not, am not!
- Right this way. - Alrighty.
Bye, Grandma.
I'm eating this one.
- And you already want to send him back? - You got him today!
What a wonderful business you have.
- Oh, my goodness. - Okay.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Oh, boy. "Married" married?
- He's coming with... - This is my meal ticket.
This is what she wanted.
Can I turn on the AC?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
My damn wife put these in here and it...
Keep going, just a little bit more.
Let's go quick. Let's go quick.
Do you have a bed we're supposed to pick up?
I don't think so.
Okay.
I gotta go take a piss.
- Good evening. - Hi.
You're not fit to have him.
Do you like a lot of milk?
to see if you're on a milk carton somewhere.
Now, when we walk in that room,
She's so precious... She did really good.
- Hi, Billy. How are you? - Hi.
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
No, I see it.
Yes, and I appreciate you girls...
I do, yeah.
all this bacon is getting to Grandpa.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh!
There's nothing in the box? It sounds like it!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I gotta take your pants off?
I wished you could have seen the young Ellie,
Before a dark day when
Get a good hold on her.
Get the fuck away from me, man.
Damn thing’s broke
Stop.
the woman I fell in love with.
What's your stripper stage name?
Oh, my God!
This bed's going for a pretty good price.
No.
Look at this.
That's okay, that's okay. It's barely been used.
- What's your name? - Billy.
It's one of those that kind of
You're right. You're right.
- What? - Can I go ride that?
Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
No shit. Well, what does that mean?
All right, come on. We got to go see your grandpa.
- Because she's gone now. - And our history on this earth has been written...
- High five! - High five!
You got to pee-pee?
- all right? - Okay.
No, I'm not... I'm not in the market right now.
What's wrong?
What do you think?