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What's going on?
- You deserve it. - Thank you, Grandpa!
Did he love Grandma?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
if somebody comes at you with a knife.
Well, it's fixed!
You shouldn't drink so much.
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy. Down in my heart
because I like to catch these women when they're soggy.
You ran over the penguin.
Yes, I need some service!
It's kind of like bad breath, but the vagina.
- Okay. Can we unstrap it? - You mind if we unstrap it?
God bless you. God bless you, James. Thank you!
'Cause he's lost, duh.
- 9:00 o'clock. - All right.
He's stuck on Lisa.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Just put her right in there.
I'm sorry, I was just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
bury her down south a ways. If you could help me to my car
Get my shit off.
You little cooter stretcher!
My mommy's breath smells so bad
I'm taking you to your dad so he can look after you.
Chickens.
But I'm trying to teach my grandson about knife fights.
Bye.
You gotta get out?
like I'm some kind of asshole.
No way!
Unplug that thing over there, please.
What does he look like?
After that, I never ate fish sticks again.
You sure we should do this?
- All right. - All right.
Raleigh? Okay.
Just kinda take a couple steps back.
Law offices.
I need a break.
Don't let her fall out of there, James.
Your mom likes you, buddy.
Lisa, that man is 80 years old.
Come here. Come here, buddy.
Did you... Did you just toot, Grandpa?
He's a little cooter stretcher is what he is.
- Oh, fuck, man. - What's that, man?
- Grandpa! - What?
- Oh, God. - Have a seat.
Was she your girlfriend?
Not Grandpa. He's a kook!
Billy.
Oh, shit.
Doris, what did you think?
Look.
All right, sweetie.
So I eat it quick, so we don't get caught.
and all the cool things you showed me.
Oh, good shot. Good... Take it again. Take it again.
I mean really sexy.
It's all right. She's already dead.
By fun, I mean banging the gong.
But I don't really like my dad.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
James, will you get the head?
- and get me a little. - Okay, okay.
No, thanks, honey.
Push! Push!
- Okay. - Ow!
What you gonna do, watch it or watch us?
That wouldn't be appropriate, big guy.
Yep.
Come here.
That was redder than an ape's tuchas.
The bingo is not possible because we have no N, so we will keep playing.
You're a pretty little girl,
But I'm sure your father will, uh, do the right thing.
I'm going to be checking in on you a lot.
Excuse me? Sir? Can you tie my shoe, please?
You ain't going nowhere, buddy. Stop it.
No. You're not going anywhere.
Bye, Ellie.
Can we get something to eat?
will you guys back me up?
I'm supposed to talk.
Get that out of here!
"No, you're gonna fix it!"
Well, it's not so sad, she was kind of a bitch, but...
that you hit a button and it...
I see you have met my grandson.
Down low. Too slow.
you know what I'd do with it?
No, thank you. I don't need it, I have one.
Sit down, sit down.
But no one's going to come out...
No.
Oh, my God!
All right.
Here, take this bag off. You don't need this.
and now they're gonna send me to jail.
That looks like the camel toe in your pants!
Did you win any money at bingo?
"Married" married to a gun-toting police officer.
Can't you see I was talking to a lady?
Yes, it has the batteries in it still.
I don't know what to tell you, son. Oh, gosh.
- That's a lot of mustard. - Eat it!
- Can I have his... - Close the doors.
I can't do this.
Takes an old hen to deliver the goods.
Let me just go check.
Whoa.
All right.
Hey, big boy! Is this one of them stripteaser shows?
- Forty-seven? - Forty-seven.
Good.
- Push me. - Oh.
No, no, you're on your own.
Is that a squirrel right there?
I'd like to lay down and take a nap myself.
Wedgie, wedgie!
He'll hook you up!
big head, tall, um, and he smells like old farts.
I can't ship you. You're... You're living!