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Oh, shit.
Not Grandpa. He's a kook!
Well, it's not so sad, she was kind of a bitch, but...
because I like to catch these women when they're soggy.
like I'm some kind of asshole.
By fun, I mean banging the gong.
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He's stuck on Lisa.
Was she your girlfriend?
I'm sorry, I was just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Get my shit off.
Get that out of here!
Doris, what did you think?
No, thanks, honey.
- You deserve it. - Thank you, Grandpa!
Chickens.
All right.
will you guys back me up?
After that, I never ate fish sticks again.
What you gonna do, watch it or watch us?
I'd like to lay down and take a nap myself.
I'm taking you to your dad so he can look after you.
All right.
You ain't going nowhere, buddy. Stop it.
Did he love Grandma?
'Cause he's lost, duh.
Push! Push!
Just put her right in there.
Raleigh? Okay.
He's a little cooter stretcher is what he is.
I need a break.
No.
Come here.
It's all right. She's already dead.
So I eat it quick, so we don't get caught.
Let me just go check.
- 9:00 o'clock. - All right.
Unplug that thing over there, please.
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy. Down in my heart
- Grandpa! - What?
and all the cool things you showed me.
Oh, good shot. Good... Take it again. Take it again.
Good.
bury her down south a ways. If you could help me to my car
Here, take this bag off. You don't need this.
Yep.
- Push me. - Oh.
The bingo is not possible because we have no N, so we will keep playing.
All right, sweetie.
Hey, big boy! Is this one of them stripteaser shows?
My mommy's breath smells so bad
Sit down, sit down.
Well, it's fixed!
You're a pretty little girl,
God bless you. God bless you, James. Thank you!
That was redder than an ape's tuchas.
you know what I'd do with it?
Come here. Come here, buddy.
Whoa.
You gotta get out?
No, thank you. I don't need it, I have one.
Look.
- Forty-seven? - Forty-seven.
Takes an old hen to deliver the goods.
Yes, it has the batteries in it still.
But I'm trying to teach my grandson about knife fights.
But no one's going to come out...
- That's a lot of mustard. - Eat it!
You little cooter stretcher!
Law offices.
Just kinda take a couple steps back.
Oh, my God!
But I don't really like my dad.
I see you have met my grandson.
Lisa, that man is 80 years old.
Down low. Too slow.
No way!
Did you win any money at bingo?
- Oh, God. - Have a seat.
Did you... Did you just toot, Grandpa?
He'll hook you up!
You ran over the penguin.
Can't you see I was talking to a lady?
that you hit a button and it...
You sure we should do this?
- All right. - All right.
Is that a squirrel right there?
Yes, I need some service!
What's going on?
big head, tall, um, and he smells like old farts.
I don't know what to tell you, son. Oh, gosh.
I'm supposed to talk.
Excuse me? Sir? Can you tie my shoe, please?
Can we get something to eat?
Wedgie, wedgie!
Bye.
Don't let her fall out of there, James.
What does he look like?
No, no, you're on your own.
I can't do this.
"No, you're gonna fix it!"
Billy.
"Married" married to a gun-toting police officer.
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
You shouldn't drink so much.
That looks like the camel toe in your pants!
It's kind of like bad breath, but the vagina.
Bye, Ellie.
I can't ship you. You're... You're living!
- Oh, fuck, man. - What's that, man?
- Can I have his... - Close the doors.
- and get me a little. - Okay, okay.
- Okay. Can we unstrap it? - You mind if we unstrap it?
No. You're not going anywhere.
if somebody comes at you with a knife.
I'm going to be checking in on you a lot.
That wouldn't be appropriate, big guy.
Your mom likes you, buddy.
But I'm sure your father will, uh, do the right thing.
and now they're gonna send me to jail.
- Okay. - Ow!
James, will you get the head?
I mean really sexy.