Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You put a penguin in my spot!
Spend it on poontang.
Okay, um...
Oh, here she is!
We can change the plan.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead and take off. We'll keep him inside.
You looking for something?
I'll tell you what, you can have a water.
You know, when I was overseas,
Wow.
- Hi, buddy. - Hi.
Yeah. Okay.
Grandpa loves you very much.
Gimme five.
Sir.
What's going on here?
You've got to be kidding me!
Until his mom gets out of jail.
I may be too old to stir the gumbo,
Come on! Come on!
- So he took that one. - Please don't get mad.
Oh, there's one on, um...
Okay, folks, can we get a picture here with everyone?
No.
- Nice to meet you. - ...you are so beautiful.
That's all right. It wasn't the greatest marriage anyway, Judy.
Do you like this chair?
Hi.
Fine. Fine. You wanna guard that kid?
I don't... There's a...
I loved that duo with the butcher when I was younger.
He says you make him feel young again.
Oh, oh...
I used to like to fish a lot, but that was before.
His mother is going to jail.
I'm sorry.
Grandpa, I'm fucking wasted.
- Grandpa, the car! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
your name is Lindsey Dill. Okay?
Why can't I just stay with you instead of my dad?
Look at that.
Poof! I'm an old prick now.
Tom. How are you, Tom? Come on in.
Kind of.
and let her rip.
Sure.
And then they can't run after you.
- Oh, okay. - All right.
That's crazy!
Yeah, yeah.
- M... Okay. - M-U-S-K-I-E.
$5,000!
Caught me right in the puss!
but she did really good.
She took him away from me, okay,
His mom just got thrown in jail.
"Can you come help me commit a crime?"
- Sometimes he pisses the bed. - Okay, you opened these...
She's saying possibly he could get money for keeping him.
- Mmm. How's your food? - Good.
Okay.
Hello, ladies!
- Is this an adult bookstore? - Yeah.
Oh, that's a disgusting thing to say.
Like, with lots of, uh, black ladies.
Help him!
- Back off! - You back off!
I'm so sorry.
Fucking leave the penguin alone, bro.
Yeah, maybe some ice.
- I ate your doober. - You shouldn't be fucking driving anyway.
Yeah. She was a pain in my ass when we were married
Fix it!
Try to adjust it a little.
Sweet!
Yes, I saw. It's in the camera.
Yeah, he sounds like Johnny Knoxville.
Fine. How are you?
Okay. Chuck, what's your last name?
Yeah, it's just one of those kind
He says you have a fat kitty cat.
All right.
And watch this.
and if you're going to do it and do it right...
It didn't work!
He's like, persistent. He wants to go in there.
We're shooting a movie.
He went to a strip club last night.
Okay, but that doesn't help. That doesn't help.
You ran over the penguin! What are you talking about?
I can't have Bobby with me now. I'm in mourning!
and you're too young to ride the bus,
Your grandpa?
Bye.
- And you put it there. - No.
Now get your crap. We got to hit the road.
Love you, too.
- All right... - Wait.
but I'm gonna ask you right now
Is that weird?
Where are we going?
Get that damn thing out of the way!
I wish I had more time with her.
I am a free man for the first time in 46 years
You may be useful after all!
We're gonna make it rain. Walk the red carpet.
All right.
Ooh. You want turkey or ham?
Are you an alcoholic?
Why would they put the penguin in my spot?
than I usually get.
- Sure. - All right.