Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so sorry.
Gimme five.
Oh, that's a disgusting thing to say.
but I'm gonna ask you right now
You may be useful after all!
Okay. Chuck, what's your last name?
All right.
$5,000!
I wish I had more time with her.
Now get your crap. We got to hit the road.
I can't have Bobby with me now. I'm in mourning!
and let her rip.
And then they can't run after you.
We're gonna make it rain. Walk the red carpet.
- Hi, buddy. - Hi.
and you're too young to ride the bus,
You put a penguin in my spot!
I am a free man for the first time in 46 years
Oh, my God.
That's crazy!
Until his mom gets out of jail.
We can change the plan.
You ran over the penguin! What are you talking about?
Okay, folks, can we get a picture here with everyone?
Wow.
His mother is going to jail.
And watch this.
You looking for something?
Fucking leave the penguin alone, bro.
Fine. How are you?
Oh, here she is!
- Nice to meet you. - ...you are so beautiful.
He says you have a fat kitty cat.
Grandpa, I'm fucking wasted.
What's going on here?
- So he took that one. - Please don't get mad.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead and take off. We'll keep him inside.
but she did really good.
Your grandpa?
- Back off! - You back off!
than I usually get.
- And you put it there. - No.
Tom. How are you, Tom? Come on in.
He went to a strip club last night.
Caught me right in the puss!
Look at that.
Okay, um...
Where are we going?
Bye.
Sure.
No.
You know, when I was overseas,
Okay.
- Oh, okay. - All right.
She's saying possibly he could get money for keeping him.
Yeah, maybe some ice.
Come on! Come on!
- M... Okay. - M-U-S-K-I-E.
Are you an alcoholic?
His mom just got thrown in jail.
Sir.
Why can't I just stay with you instead of my dad?
You've got to be kidding me!
Hello, ladies!
Fine. Fine. You wanna guard that kid?
Kind of.
Yes, I saw. It's in the camera.
Poof! I'm an old prick now.
- Sometimes he pisses the bed. - Okay, you opened these...
Yeah, it's just one of those kind
He's like, persistent. He wants to go in there.
Oh, oh...
- Mmm. How's your food? - Good.
All right.
Try to adjust it a little.
Do you like this chair?
Fix it!
I used to like to fish a lot, but that was before.
Love you, too.
your name is Lindsey Dill. Okay?
- All right... - Wait.
"Can you come help me commit a crime?"
Yeah, he sounds like Johnny Knoxville.
Okay, but that doesn't help. That doesn't help.
That's all right. It wasn't the greatest marriage anyway, Judy.
Why would they put the penguin in my spot?
I don't... There's a...
- I ate your doober. - You shouldn't be fucking driving anyway.
Sweet!
and if you're going to do it and do it right...
She took him away from me, okay,
Is that weird?
Grandpa loves you very much.
- Sure. - All right.
- Is this an adult bookstore? - Yeah.
Like, with lots of, uh, black ladies.
Help him!
I'll tell you what, you can have a water.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. She was a pain in my ass when we were married
Oh, there's one on, um...
He says you make him feel young again.
I may be too old to stir the gumbo,
Spend it on poontang.
Ooh. You want turkey or ham?
I loved that duo with the butcher when I was younger.
Get that damn thing out of the way!
Hi.
It didn't work!
- Grandpa, the car! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're shooting a movie.