Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll fucking kick your ass!
- Oh. No. - No?
Why doesn't my mom like me?
Vagitosis.
You're fixing the thing. That's all I'm telling you.
Okay. Okay.
For my dance.
Lindsey Dill.
I'm sorry for insulting you.
Oh, he got a six-pack.
Let's go fishing, buddy.
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
Check out the nine iron
- Oh, God! Of all the luck. - There you go.
This thing doesn't work!
Bingo!
Her hobbies are football, fishing
complete strangers, but we've outlived all our friends.
Get up here, little man.
Can I use your pen?
Oh, my goodness!
What made you come in here?
Ooh, she is muy bonita, huh? My goodness!
Are you one of them dancers?
No, he's not. Don't listen to her.
- Can I come? - No!
Good night, buddy.
Ah!
on our journey with Ellie.
If I had all the money I spent on poontang,
Grab his hand. Can we say a prayer?
Come on, come on!
And because this is such a special night,
technically a crime, but...
Just stay right there! Don't listen...
Let me push you over to the side, okay?
Grandpa, school starts on Tuesday.
Let me get his bag. Where's my grandson's backpack? Take your grandson.
You hush. You hush.
So, how many pageants have you been in?
to please take care of this boy.
Oh. Oh, God.
My wife and I only had it two weeks before she went in the hospital.
Did you see the tuchas on that one?
- Here you go. - Lord have mercy. Jesus.
There's nobody in there.
That's my son. I can put my hand on him if I want to.
- It was $3.99! - Stop!
I don't have a stage name. I'm not a stripper.
♪ Down in my heart to stay
I'm an old man.
Oh, no.
Hey, guys.
He wants to know if you want to smell his finger.
What is a whore?
I can't do it. I can't do it.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Excuse me, my grandpa would like to say something.
- Don't be afraid of me. - Hey.
Check out Nine Iron on this oneb
Let's get some damn mustard.
Okay, now, if a guy comes at you in a knife fight.
Go in here and get the damn pants off.
Can I cheat off you?
Help me! Ah! Gabriel!
Bye, Dad.
Oh, oh! Oh!
What's special about it?
Bye, Billy!
Come on.
Oh, my.
Billy.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, I likey any color. You pick one out for me.
on my schmeckle right now.
Honest to God, strike me dead.
He's not going with you. He's coming with me.
Yeah.
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh...
Where are we going?
Um.
Mmm.
I'm about to bust your ass.
Stop? Hell, keep going!
but I didn't say how.
'Cause I don't have any money.
Mmm...
- No. No. - No?
It's about time.
Tonight, for the winner,
He's all I have left.
I think this shit's done gone bad.
Of course I'm gonna take care of the little shit.
Of course it is.
My mom's on drugs.
Billy, just stay there for a second.
Okay, what color the tie you likey?
Watch your mouth.
- No. - Oh.
G-53.
Yeah, damn.
Mmm.
We'd like some food.
G-37.
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her. I'm not making it...
I think I got one.
Yes, sir.
You're making everybody sick.
Well, tell me the purpose of the call.
- We can't ship a human! - I'll take one.
Bye, old man.
Well, dangle that little thing through the railing
A new fishing rod?
Listen, if I start some shit right now,
- Thank you. - Oh, my goodness.
lauren asking if I promise me
Can I get out?
I got to get... Oh, God!
I don't know if it'll be good enough for first place,
Definitely not.
Pipe down!
D-O-U-C-H-E is how you spell it.
Wow.
Whoo!
I don't shit myself, you little prick.
Before what?
He just drunk the dauber shit.
- It didn't help. - Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Over a penguin?
and, um, she passed away.
It's heavy.
All right.
Mmm-hmm. Yep.
All right. You want some of this?
Don't come at me... Don't come at me
Oh, my God.
He's got a moustache,
I'll push you over to the side.
they were very sweet
- Thank God that wasn't a human being. - I got his doober and he's mad.
I give up. I surrender.
That's perfect,
Grandpa's going to play a little bingo.
Ham?
who's a fucking idiot! And...
God damn it. Done spilled everywhere.
Okay. Right this way.