Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow.
It's heavy.
Oh, sorry.
We'd like some food.
complete strangers, but we've outlived all our friends.
He's got a moustache,
Whoo!
I'm about to bust your ass.
Ooh, she is muy bonita, huh? My goodness!
Ham?
and, um, she passed away.
I don't have a stage name. I'm not a stripper.
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh...
He's all I have left.
Mmm...
It's about time.
- It didn't help. - Yeah.
Ah!
All right. You want some of this?
Uh, I likey any color. You pick one out for me.
Mmm-hmm. Yep.
Oh, my God!
but I didn't say how.
Billy, just stay there for a second.
Okay, now, if a guy comes at you in a knife fight.
Lindsey Dill.
All right.
My mom's on drugs.
Let's go fishing, buddy.
What is a whore?
Of course I'm gonna take care of the little shit.
You're making everybody sick.
Oh, oh! Oh!
Mmm.
Billy.
God damn it. Done spilled everywhere.
So, how many pageants have you been in?
Stop? Hell, keep going!
Vagitosis.
- Thank God that wasn't a human being. - I got his doober and he's mad.
Go in here and get the damn pants off.
- Oh, God! Of all the luck. - There you go.
Well, tell me the purpose of the call.
Watch your mouth.
That's perfect,
This thing doesn't work!
I'm sorry for insulting you.
Pipe down!
You're fixing the thing. That's all I'm telling you.
G-37.
Check out Nine Iron on this oneb
What's special about it?
'Cause I don't have any money.
who's a fucking idiot! And...
Bye, Billy!
Grandpa's going to play a little bingo.
I think this shit's done gone bad.
Where are we going?
Oh, he got a six-pack.
- Thank you. - Oh, my goodness.
lauren asking if I promise me
And because this is such a special night,
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Can I get out?
Help me! Ah! Gabriel!
Oh. Oh, God.
I don't know if it'll be good enough for first place,
- It was $3.99! - Stop!
My wife and I only had it two weeks before she went in the hospital.
♪ Down in my heart to stay
You hush. You hush.
Yeah.
G-53.
Grab his hand. Can we say a prayer?
D-O-U-C-H-E is how you spell it.
Yeah, damn.
Mmm.
What made you come in here?
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Yes, sir.
Listen, if I start some shit right now,
technically a crime, but...
Definitely not.
- No. - Oh.
Bye, Dad.
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
- We can't ship a human! - I'll take one.
For my dance.
- Oh. No. - No?
No, he's not. Don't listen to her.
Grandpa, school starts on Tuesday.
He's not going with you. He's coming with me.
Oh, my God.
they were very sweet
I'm an old man.
I got to get... Oh, God!
Did you see the tuchas on that one?
Okay, what color the tie you likey?
Why doesn't my mom like me?
Of course it is.
A new fishing rod?
Let's get some damn mustard.
Just stay right there! Don't listen...
Get up here, little man.
Bingo!
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her. I'm not making it...
Don't come at me... Don't come at me
He just drunk the dauber shit.
Are you one of them dancers?
Before what?
Honest to God, strike me dead.
- No. No. - No?
Okay. Okay.
He wants to know if you want to smell his finger.
I'll push you over to the side.
Well, dangle that little thing through the railing
Okay. Right this way.
Hey, guys.
That's my son. I can put my hand on him if I want to.
Her hobbies are football, fishing
Oh, no.
Um.
- Don't be afraid of me. - Hey.
I'll fucking kick your ass!
- Here you go. - Lord have mercy. Jesus.
Can I cheat off you?
Bye, old man.
to please take care of this boy.
Come on.
If I had all the money I spent on poontang,
Come on, come on!
Can I use your pen?
on our journey with Ellie.
I think I got one.
I don't shit myself, you little prick.
Excuse me, my grandpa would like to say something.
Check out the nine iron
Let me push you over to the side, okay?
Good night, buddy.
Oh, my goodness!
There's nobody in there.
Over a penguin?
Let me get his bag. Where's my grandson's backpack? Take your grandson.
Oh, my.
on my schmeckle right now.
Tonight, for the winner,
- Can I come? - No!
I give up. I surrender.