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Why? It's an atomic elbow.
♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart, Down in my heart
- You got me. - Yup, I got you over a felony.
and I'm going to be talking to ladies in there.
And I'll give it right back to you.
I got a damn margarita! Who wants a margarita?
We're gonna see if we can get you some help.
We want to get her in my trunk, because we're gonna
"Suck it," that's nice.
Come on, man! Are you serious?
That's a vagina reference.
to see when he's gonna pick your little ass up.
What happened to "the customer's always right"?
I'm getting off.
Okay. All right.
Want to see how red I can get my face?
What?
- How old are you? - Eight.
Listen, old man. I ain't fucking young.
Just grab that right there.
Come on!
Who are you here with?
Oh, my gosh!
That guy stood up on the chair part
Oh, God.
I call black one!
Yeah. That's right. F-A-G-O-T is your last name.
All I did was push the little button!
You know what? I may have a solution.
- uh, down the street... - Walking?
- I think I got it. - Okay.
This is lovely!
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
All right.
You don't need to be out here by yourself.
and just help the two of you talk together.
Hello. How are you?
You've been no father.
Thank you, boys. I couldn't carry her myself.
Oh, there's something moving around in there.
- Nothing I can do. - Jiggle my...
You know, you're pretty sexy.
- all right? - Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- No, you're my dad. - Hmm?
Whoo!
Hey, buddy. How you doing, billy goat?
I'm gonna call the police.
2:00 p.m. Sunday.
I'm so sorry.
What am I supposed to do with it?
I don't want to go to my dad, though.
We've just never seen it, so it's different.
I think you need to clean out your shorts.
You can't really trade kids between families, can you?
Scram.
It's fucking embarrassing!
My goodness!
Oh, my God.
Check out the rear bumpers on that one.
- You better believe it. - Well, that sounds a little weird.
I mean, if I was fixing it, you'd see me fixing it, but...
How do you know that's what he said?
There's something in that box!
See you later, old man.
Oh, boy.
Grandpa, I'm hungry.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm in the middle of something.
Here.
You eating things here in the store and don't pay yet.
Ow!
Okay, well, you got to... We'll get you served,
Oh, okay. I can kind of see what was going on.
Ow!
You eating everything here.
We, uh... That's why we had to tell a little fib.
Whoa!
- Get out of my face! - All right, all right!
You ladies are gonna get all worked up,
There is lots of tuna in Japan, that's for sure!
It's a statue. I have a statue in there.
You got any final words for your grandma?
♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪
To eat? I mean, greasy food is always good.
Sir, would you please listen to me?
- What? - A fisherman.
I need to push you over here. We'll bring it out to you.
- Cinnamon? - What?
Can everybody back up on this side a little bit?
- No. - Seventy-five dollars.
Oh...
I think that if Irving was to
Look. They don't allow kids
'cause you were gonna talk to some tail.
Oh, no.
Grandpa, look at that ride! Can I go ride it?
Excuse me, honey.
You be a good boy, okay? All right?
My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong.
I ought to stuff it down your damn throat.
Oh, I think I hear a flock of geese!
Honson rolling up to the scales
It's got that special vibrating feature.
What's up?
Do you know what he's saying,
- I'm tired all the time. - Yeah.
What happened to your dad?
Ah!
I'm going to talk to my mom.
If you like him so damn much, you take him.
Any kind of breast.
and then they give me this public defender
I'll just call you Cinnamon.
Oh, the hell with it! Let's go have some fun.
Like, come at me, I'll show you what you do.
All right, now, all right!
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Shit. Come on!
That's what we're about, so...
Okay, Mom.
You're already eating.
Hmm?
Be gentle with her.
Thank you, kind people, for being here today.
No, I won't. I'm a grown man. I can talk. I can talk.
Sir. Could you help me, sir?
Are you happily married?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Earplugs.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober.
Please watch him!
In my opinion, ladle-licking
Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Are you married? - Yeah.
Um...