Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What happened to your dad?

If you like him so damn much, you take him.

You know, you're pretty sexy.

Yeah, I'm in the middle of something.

Thank you, kind people, for being here today.

I don't want to go to my dad, though.

Okay. All right.

and just help the two of you talk together.

You've been no father.

There's something in that box!

You don't need to be out here by yourself.

Oh, the hell with it! Let's go have some fun.

- Cinnamon? - What?

♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy Down in my heart, Down in my heart

All I did was push the little button!

Any kind of breast.

Thank you, boys. I couldn't carry her myself.

Please watch him!

Just grab that right there.

That guy stood up on the chair part

I ought to stuff it down your damn throat.

You can't really trade kids between families, can you?

- uh, down the street... - Walking?

You ladies are gonna get all worked up,

We, uh... That's why we had to tell a little fib.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Hello. How are you?

You're already eating.

Grandpa, I'm hungry.

Yeah. That's right. F-A-G-O-T is your last name.

Grandpa, look at that ride! Can I go ride it?

Honson rolling up to the scales

Want to see how red I can get my face?

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get your doober.

- No, you're my dad. - Hmm?

to see when he's gonna pick your little ass up.

Look. They don't allow kids

- How old are you? - Eight.

Be gentle with her.

- all right? - Whoa, whoa, whoa...

- Are you married? - Yeah.

- Nothing I can do. - Jiggle my...

I think you need to clean out your shorts.

I'm gonna call the police.

Oh, okay. I can kind of see what was going on.

and I'm going to be talking to ladies in there.

Are you fucking kidding me, man?

♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪

We've just never seen it, so it's different.

You be a good boy, okay? All right?

Sir. Could you help me, sir?

- I'm tired all the time. - Yeah.

It's a statue. I have a statue in there.

- No. - Seventy-five dollars.

How do you know that's what he said?

- Get out of my face! - All right, all right!

Hey, buddy. How you doing, billy goat?

I mean, if I was fixing it, you'd see me fixing it, but...

I'll just call you Cinnamon.

2:00 p.m. Sunday.

Do you know what he's saying,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

We want to get her in my trunk, because we're gonna

- You got me. - Yup, I got you over a felony.

Can everybody back up on this side a little bit?

- You better believe it. - Well, that sounds a little weird.

This is lovely!

I need to push you over here. We'll bring it out to you.

In my opinion, ladle-licking

Excuse me, honey.

I think that if Irving was to

Like, come at me, I'll show you what you do.

Oh, I think I hear a flock of geese!

It's got that special vibrating feature.

What happened to "the customer's always right"?

That's what we're about, so...

I call black one!

Okay, well, you got to... We'll get you served,

I'm going to talk to my mom.

'cause you were gonna talk to some tail.

You eating things here in the store and don't pay yet.

- What? - A fisherman.

Oh, there's something moving around in there.

That's a vagina reference.

I'm getting off.

You eating everything here.

To eat? I mean, greasy food is always good.

What am I supposed to do with it?

I got a damn margarita! Who wants a margarita?

All right, now, all right!

We're gonna see if we can get you some help.

- I think I got it. - Okay.

"Suck it," that's nice.

Listen, old man. I ain't fucking young.

You know what? I may have a solution.

Who are you here with?

You got any final words for your grandma?

and then they give me this public defender

Check out the rear bumpers on that one.

Come on, man! Are you serious?

And I'll give it right back to you.

It's fucking embarrassing!

Sir, would you please listen to me?

Why? It's an atomic elbow.

My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong.

Are you happily married?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

No, I won't. I'm a grown man. I can talk. I can talk.

See you later, old man.

There is lots of tuna in Japan, that's for sure!