Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, grandpa, how you doing?
Are you sure you want to do this?
Oh, he says you have very nice shoes.
Yes.
No. 'Cause I don't have money to take care of a kid.
- Here we go. - Okay.
I'm looking for my grandpa.
And a rusty trombone for my grandpa.
You don't know who Johnny Cash is?
No.
Well, that was inappropriate!
- Are you excited? - I know. I love it!
Ow.
Jreck’s of course
Talk to that.
That's what he wants, Lisa.
Thank you. Thank you, Doc!
Why are you shaking your head?
Okay, my little wingman,
Oh, boy, that's a tough one.
What was your name...
♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart
- Later. - Thank the men.
No charge, either.
Yes, sir.
I'm, uh, afraid I have some bad news.
I apologize.
You like white bread?
This looks like as good a spot as any.
I am!
Irving.
- What's that on your thumb? - What?
That's my granddaughter.
Weird.
Just take it down, all right?
Yeah.
Are we going to get in trouble for this?
- So, you know... Yeah. - Really?
Whether you like it or not,
What about Komodo dragons? You know what those are?
Grandpa, I got to pee real bad.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- She's nice-looking? - Yeah.
- of the black ladies. - Yeah.
Let's go fishing.
- Ooh. - She did.
Oh, jeez.
You were never there for me when I was little,
Oh, Jesus.
I did a little wrestling myself in my younger days.
Oh, man. We're, uh...
Oh, I'm sorry, Kelman.
It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though,
Hey, Dad.
You want to give me a hug?
Hi. My name's Jill.
So, uh, Kimmie
Let's just play the quiet game.
Maybe some of these ladies will want a serving of Irving,
Grandpa, my leg's falling asleep!
Oh, my God!
Just calm down. It's okay.
'cause she smokes so much crack.
I bet.
Try this one on for size.
It's all cleared up now, though.
- How'd he do? - You did very good.
I do hear stuff in here, but it's not coming from there.
- Come on. - Get away.
You're not going anywhere!
- Come here, buddy. - No, no, no. He's staying here.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
But we surely appreciate it. And our lips are sealed.
teach him how to hit on women.
Will you watch the little fat boy?
Oh! Ow! Ah!
We're just bringing her in 'cause it's respectful.
What?
Oh, my...
Give me the... Give it...
Can I help you?
Oh, my God, I think I just shit myself.
Does he have a cell phone?
and the audacity to try to steal from me.
by watching him do a magic trick, would you?
Make a left.
'Cause this is real bad timing right now for me.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- And have some fun. - Uh-huh. See?
that you're with your father now.
Grandpa's got to talk to some tail.
How am I supposed to know what his name is?
- Your fucking 85 years old. - I got his doober.
Can you let go of the thing there?
Phew.
Dan.
And you keep yapping. Jesus.
everybody say, "I am!"
Hi, Rick.
- In a good way? - Oh, my...
That's one ugly bitch.
Onward and forward.
The gentleman you just saw in here was Mr. Johnny Knoxville
Oh...
Dad, can we get some food?
Are you serious?
I'm not fit?
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen up, listen up!
What are you talking about, man?
You're pissing me off.
Don't... It's not going to come out.
That must be your proud grandpa.