Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic.

Sure, I promise maybe.

He's drunk, and he's drinking beer.

Did you notice how I wasn't fixing it?

Sir, can you back up out of the way?

all you got to do is try.

It's because you're holding it so close to the edge.

What's so important?

Been in this car all damn day!

You on a lunch break?

and you don't pay.

Oh, let's get something to eat.

Listen, I'm sorry that she's dead and everything,

- Same type you have. - Wow.

He's got a guardian.

Settle down, now. We got to get some sleep.

- It's pretty, right? - Yeah.

Stay in there, damn it.

I'm sorry to hear that.

But point it that way out of respect for your grandmother.

Oh. Do you need a tie?

I ain't seen the boy in three or four years.

Sell... He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.

She got arrested for drugs again, so she has to go back.

I never went, "Ow!" But one time.

That kid is my 600 bucks a month!

I'm going to let you process this,

Are you okay, Grandpa?

I'm not fixing it.

when you would sleep with a prostitute, they would

- Forty per cent. - That's a lot of scratch.

And I like standing here.

- What? - You have a weird grandpa.

♪ I've got the love of Jesus down in my heart

And when you did bring him around, he pissed every bed in the house.

Come on, you're a lefty.

I got him up on the computer now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- He's my kid. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You got me, all right?

What are you doing back here?

- when I was younger. - Oh, yeah?

sit up while you're watching TV.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

You're a fucking jerkoff, you know that?

Look at that that guy eyeballing me over there?

This is so funny!

And he's talking about having a great time

Get them all hot and bothered,

That was a slower no

God! Push! Push!

take you to whatever hotel you're at?

- And he's going back for the summer? - I just got him today.

Why resist? Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes!

My name's Irving, what's your name?

No. We ain't gonna need one.

Oh. Oh! He's trying to rip that dick out!

I need to go. Oh, my God.

Sir, excuse me. The microphone is on.

- Hi. - Shirley Kreska.

and they're also accomplices to probably what was

I look like a stripper?

No, I'm not gonna...

That's just between us girls.

- I know what he's saying. - Does he seem crazy to you sometime?

I don't know. I was walking,

How about we become tuna fishermen

Well, give me a pen and we'll write "fragile" on it.

- Right there. Yes. - That looks like it's green.

This is a disaster.

I hope you went to the bathroom already.

Here I am. You want to buy some 22s?

- You pay for it. - If I had money, I would.

My grandpa can't talk that well,

Are you serious?

I was going to beat it to go deliver some mail.

Well, you just chill out here for a minute.

You're gonna fix this fucking thing.

I'm 45 years old. I'll fucking tune you up. All right?

There we go! Where'd it go?

It's a large-nose carpet croaker!

You are sorry! You're sorry as hell!

That was a church house creeper.

A hoagie sandwich.

That's one of my wife's favorite lamps.

You're very pretty when you're mad.

I got stuff I have to do, so, uh... Be safe.

I don't know. I think you just fell.

so I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.