Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was a slower no

That's just between us girls.

- when I was younger. - Oh, yeah?

I don't know. I think you just fell.

And when you did bring him around, he pissed every bed in the house.

And he's talking about having a great time

I got him up on the computer now.

so I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.

You got me, all right?

My grandpa can't talk that well,

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic.

Why resist? Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes!

Did you notice how I wasn't fixing it?

That was a church house creeper.

Get them all hot and bothered,

- Hi. - Shirley Kreska.

No. We ain't gonna need one.

when you would sleep with a prostitute, they would

Oh, let's get something to eat.

There we go! Where'd it go?

Here I am. You want to buy some 22s?

all you got to do is try.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I was going to beat it to go deliver some mail.

Been in this car all damn day!

Oh. Do you need a tie?

Well, you just chill out here for a minute.

That kid is my 600 bucks a month!

God! Push! Push!

Listen, I'm sorry that she's dead and everything,

I don't know. I was walking,

- It's pretty, right? - Yeah.

I'm going to let you process this,

You're a fucking jerkoff, you know that?

How about we become tuna fishermen

Oh. Oh! He's trying to rip that dick out!

This is so funny!

Are you serious?

- I know what he's saying. - Does he seem crazy to you sometime?

Stay in there, damn it.

Are you okay, Grandpa?

I never went, "Ow!" But one time.

I need to go. Oh, my God.

He's got a guardian.

I'm 45 years old. I'll fucking tune you up. All right?

You're very pretty when you're mad.

I look like a stripper?

But point it that way out of respect for your grandmother.

- What? - You have a weird grandpa.

He's drunk, and he's drinking beer.

This is a disaster.

My name's Irving, what's your name?

No, I'm not gonna...

and you don't pay.

Well, give me a pen and we'll write "fragile" on it.

I got stuff I have to do, so, uh... Be safe.

I hope you went to the bathroom already.

A hoagie sandwich.

Sure, I promise maybe.

What are you doing back here?

Look at that that guy eyeballing me over there?

- And he's going back for the summer? - I just got him today.

and they're also accomplices to probably what was

I ain't seen the boy in three or four years.

sit up while you're watching TV.

Sir, excuse me. The microphone is on.

♪ I've got the love of Jesus down in my heart

She got arrested for drugs again, so she has to go back.

It's a large-nose carpet croaker!

take you to whatever hotel you're at?

Sir, can you back up out of the way?

That's one of my wife's favorite lamps.

It's because you're holding it so close to the edge.

- You pay for it. - If I had money, I would.

What's so important?

You are sorry! You're sorry as hell!

Come on, you're a lefty.

- Right there. Yes. - That looks like it's green.

You on a lunch break?

- Forty per cent. - That's a lot of scratch.

I'm not fixing it.

Sell... He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Same type you have. - Wow.

And I like standing here.

- He's my kid. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Settle down, now. We got to get some sleep.

You're gonna fix this fucking thing.