Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, give me a pen and we'll write "fragile" on it.

You're very pretty when you're mad.

How about we become tuna fishermen

What's so important?

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

No, I'm not gonna...

- It's pretty, right? - Yeah.

- Forty per cent. - That's a lot of scratch.

You're gonna fix this fucking thing.

and they're also accomplices to probably what was

I got stuff I have to do, so, uh... Be safe.

Here I am. You want to buy some 22s?

♪ I've got the love of Jesus down in my heart

all you got to do is try.

That was a slower no

This is so funny!

- You pay for it. - If I had money, I would.

That was a church house creeper.

take you to whatever hotel you're at?

But point it that way out of respect for your grandmother.

Settle down, now. We got to get some sleep.

Stay in there, damn it.

My name's Irving, what's your name?

I was going to beat it to go deliver some mail.

I never went, "Ow!" But one time.

- Right there. Yes. - That looks like it's green.

- Hi. - Shirley Kreska.

I look like a stripper?

I ain't seen the boy in three or four years.

I'm 45 years old. I'll fucking tune you up. All right?

And he's talking about having a great time

- He's my kid. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Get them all hot and bothered,

Sell... He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.

- when I was younger. - Oh, yeah?

I'm sorry to hear that.

You are sorry! You're sorry as hell!

You're a fucking jerkoff, you know that?

Sure, I promise maybe.

He's drunk, and he's drinking beer.

God! Push! Push!

I don't know. I was walking,

when you would sleep with a prostitute, they would

Been in this car all damn day!

Come on, you're a lefty.

That's just between us girls.

Sir, can you back up out of the way?

Why resist? Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes!

This is a disaster.

A hoagie sandwich.

My grandpa can't talk that well,

You got me, all right?

You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic.

I need to go. Oh, my God.

so I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.

There we go! Where'd it go?

Listen, I'm sorry that she's dead and everything,

I'm going to let you process this,

I don't know. I think you just fell.

- What? - You have a weird grandpa.

Oh, let's get something to eat.

sit up while you're watching TV.

Did you notice how I wasn't fixing it?

And when you did bring him around, he pissed every bed in the house.

- Same type you have. - Wow.

- And he's going back for the summer? - I just got him today.

Oh. Oh! He's trying to rip that dick out!

What are you doing back here?

I hope you went to the bathroom already.

Sir, excuse me. The microphone is on.

That kid is my 600 bucks a month!

and you don't pay.

I'm not fixing it.

Well, you just chill out here for a minute.

You on a lunch break?

It's because you're holding it so close to the edge.

- I know what he's saying. - Does he seem crazy to you sometime?

Are you serious?

He's got a guardian.

No. We ain't gonna need one.

It's a large-nose carpet croaker!

Look at that that guy eyeballing me over there?

I got him up on the computer now.

Oh. Do you need a tie?

She got arrested for drugs again, so she has to go back.

That's one of my wife's favorite lamps.

And I like standing here.

Are you okay, Grandpa?