Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to bring in your stunt double.
Gabriel! Help me!
and pooped on the wall.
Oh, yeah.
That's the best idea I heard in years, son.
Okay, we need some chickens
she wasn't very cooperative that day.
Yeah, I don't want you with him,
Gloria.
- How are you? - Good.
- All right, good times. - See ya.
Oh!
- Okay. - Oh, man.
Your grandpa's not here.
Tom.
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help.
- Oh, yeah? Really? - Yeah.
Just go with it.
You don't think so. You don't know?
What is that? What is that?
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet.
Muskie.
- Same type you have. - Same kind of 'tude you got.
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body?
Let's just... Let's just walk away.
- What's your name, sir? - I'm James.
My son's grandfather is dropping him off.
I just want to talk to your granddad outside.
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart.
- You are a son of a bitch. - I am his family.
Oh, man!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
You married?
That's enough of that horseshit.
Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
- It's very pretty. - Yes.
Hell, that's when the ponies start running.
600 bucks a month will make it work for me.
When did you get here?
Listen, it is not your fault.
Yep.
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
in there.
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful!
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice-looking!
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
You, uh... You from this town?
In your name we pray. Amen.
Why don't you beat it?
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
Stay in the car, Billy.
and the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding.
Why is he an idiot?
Come here, Billy.
You hush, too.
- What? - Every single one!
to help me and your father communicate,
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do.
or are you just making stuff up?
Oh, I'm going to eat.
- Could you help me? - What you want?
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
But I mean, if you're a dancer...
Oh, my God!
Oh, we're just, uh...
Not much!
Do you think you have any stiff competition?
Get your ass inside!
Yeah.
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel.
Are you sure?
you sharted!
That's a camera.
Hi, sweetie.
Tattletales.
No. You took that one.
This is contestant number 10,
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment.
If you can't come to Lincoln,
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s.
for putting up with me tonight,
One, two, three,
and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Let's start fishing.
Maybe.
He's a good boy.
I want the ambulance to check you out.
No one's going to come out to help if you say,
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
He says you look like a nice Jew.
Don't want to leave her in the trunk.
Who are you?
Please! It's not funny!
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had,
We're not gonna say anything.
Siempre avante. Know what that means?
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
No one's gonna help. So...
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?
I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
How about a little fun, people?
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm.
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow!
That's all you gotta do.
Man, that girl working the window,
and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there.
- What is it this time? - You tell him about the microphone.
Okay.
Allakazoo, allakastid...
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh?
Night, Billy.
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
Thank you. Thank you, James.
We've had lots of problems out of the father.
And Lord, please look after these men because