Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's enough of that horseshit.
- Same type you have. - Same kind of 'tude you got.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do.
Gabriel! Help me!
you sharted!
and the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding.
Who are you?
He says you look like a nice Jew.
- You are a son of a bitch. - I am his family.
Why is he an idiot?
Oh, yeah.
she wasn't very cooperative that day.
You married?
But I mean, if you're a dancer...
Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
This is contestant number 10,
I just want to talk to your granddad outside.
My son's grandfather is dropping him off.
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet.
Muskie.
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh?
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body?
Gloria.
Just go with it.
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
We've had lots of problems out of the father.
Please! It's not funny!
to help me and your father communicate,
Siempre avante. Know what that means?
You don't think so. You don't know?
- Oh, yeah? Really? - Yeah.
Okay, we need some chickens
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
Hi, sweetie.
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
- What? - Every single one!
Night, Billy.
That's the best idea I heard in years, son.
Come here, Billy.
How about a little fun, people?
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment.
Yeah, I don't want you with him,
If you can't come to Lincoln,
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
- All right, good times. - See ya.
Your grandpa's not here.
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart.
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
Get your ass inside!
Yep.
And Lord, please look after these men because
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s.
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel.
Listen, it is not your fault.
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?
Okay.
We have to bring in your stunt double.
Let's just... Let's just walk away.
and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass.
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful!
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm.
Hell, that's when the ponies start running.
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
600 bucks a month will make it work for me.
I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
Stay in the car, Billy.
Thank you. Thank you, James.
- It's very pretty. - Yes.
and pooped on the wall.
Don't want to leave her in the trunk.
- How are you? - Good.
- What's your name, sir? - I'm James.
Let's start fishing.
Not much!
- What is it this time? - You tell him about the microphone.
or are you just making stuff up?
You, uh... You from this town?
for putting up with me tonight,
He's a good boy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there.
Do you think you have any stiff competition?
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow!
In your name we pray. Amen.
in there.
We're not gonna say anything.
I want the ambulance to check you out.
- Okay. - Oh, man.
That's a camera.
Oh, man!
Maybe.
Allakazoo, allakastid...
- Could you help me? - What you want?
Tattletales.
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
Oh, I'm going to eat.
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice-looking!
Man, that girl working the window,
You hush, too.
No one's going to come out to help if you say,
That's all you gotta do.
Tom.
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help.
One, two, three,
Yeah.
No. You took that one.
Are you sure?
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
What is that? What is that?
Oh!
When did you get here?
Oh, we're just, uh...
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
No one's gonna help. So...
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had,
Why don't you beat it?