Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jiggle! Ow! Ow.
Who are you?
No one's going to come out to help if you say,
You hush, too.
- Oh, yeah? Really? - Yeah.
In your name we pray. Amen.
- All right, good times. - See ya.
for putting up with me tonight,
Oh, I'm going to eat.
Stay in the car, Billy.
Tattletales.
Thank you. Thank you, James.
Allakazoo, allakastid...
Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
Come here, Billy.
Don't want to leave her in the trunk.
No one's gonna help. So...
How about a little fun, people?
you sharted!
she wasn't very cooperative that day.
She hadn't given me any nookie since the '90s.
Let's start fishing.
Hi, sweetie.
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll, huh?
and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there.
Why is he an idiot?
Oh, man!
and she passed away, she's still being a pain in my ass.
But I mean, if you're a dancer...
I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
Yes, you may, sweetheart.
Your grandpa's not here.
He's a good boy.
Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
Oh, look at me! I look beautiful!
Just go with it.
and the damn funeral home had a little misunderstanding.
Listen, it is not your fault.
and pooped on the wall.
Are you sure?
Please, just give me a moment. Just give me a moment.
Gabriel! Help me!
Okay.
This is contestant number 10,
Uh, the funeral's tomorrow.
And I'm gonna tell her all the fun we had,
You, uh... You from this town?
Oh, my God!
I just want to talk to your granddad outside.
Oh!
Yeah.
Not much!
Maybe.
That's the best idea I heard in years, son.
- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?
Night, Billy.
What're we gonna do with Grandma's body?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's just... Let's just walk away.
Okay, we need some chickens
You married?
Man, that girl working the window,
That's all you gotta do.
He's sweet. He's my grandson.
What is that? What is that?
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
You know, rubber on wheel is faster than rubber on heel.
Hi, sweetheart. Wow, you are nice-looking!
No. You took that one.
My son's grandfather is dropping him off.
in there.
A callipygian princess who drew people to her like a magnet.
And Lord, please look after these men because
- You are a son of a bitch. - I am his family.
He is 80 years old in a shopping cart.
- How are you? - Good.
And, uh, we got blankets to keep her warm.
Gloria.
Yes... No, let's unstrap it.
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
One, two, three,
Why don't you beat it?
- Okay. - Oh, man.
Hell, that's when the ponies start running.
- What? - Every single one!
Please! It's not funny!
or are you just making stuff up?
We're not gonna say anything.
- Could you help me? - What you want?
Yeah, I don't want you with him,
Jiggle my shoulders. Ow! Ow!
I want the ambulance to check you out.
Sing! Please, choir, sing something. Somebody help.
That's a camera.
to help me and your father communicate,
- It's very pretty. - Yes.
- What's your name, sir? - I'm James.
Oh, we're just, uh...
He says you look like a nice Jew.
600 bucks a month will make it work for me.
That's enough of that horseshit.
Muskie.
- Same type you have. - Same kind of 'tude you got.
When did you get here?
Yep.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I really do.
You don't think so. You don't know?
Get your ass inside!
Do you think you have any stiff competition?
We have to bring in your stunt double.
If you can't come to Lincoln,
Siempre avante. Know what that means?
- What is it this time? - You tell him about the microphone.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Tom.
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
Oh, yeah.
♪ So bring back my Bonnie to me ♪
We've had lots of problems out of the father.