Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you like to see a magic trick?
But I'm hungry!
Mom's got to go away for a little bit, and so...
I've probably been in a thousand pageants.
Is it one of those ones that adjusts?
Yes, but look!
You can be stronger than that.
♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea
Oh, my goodness!
You are not over that weight limit. Do you understand?
Get out of here, asshole.
- Do not! - You opened the ham
How much butter you gonna put on that?
I won every single one!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hurt you? I'm 86 years old.
Come back here!
Good job, buddy.
See you, Billy.
Why don't you beat it?
♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean
So, how do you think the competition's going so far?
- Jiggle my shoulders! - I tried to do it!
That's all we are.
Here you go, James.
I forfeit.
Is that a no?
- Angel. - Yes.
There's the old prick right now.
Lisa! Lisa, come look at this.
Are you all right?
He took this.
'Cause that's not the plan.
- Wow! - Goodbye.
He's nearly impossible to communicate with.
Here we go. You're, uh, so kind.
No, don't touch him. You are his...
Leave us alone! Leave us alone!
All right!
Unplug it!
Ladies and gentlemen, contestant number 10,
so he can be with his dad for a while. Okay?
- That boy ain't no 600 dollars. - I forfeit.
You already hit the penguin.
That damn dauber's not... Oh.
I'll tell you that.
then I'll just bring him to you in North Carolina.
Sorry about the bikes!
Yes.
Earplugs, Billy.
You got time for an old man like me, maybe?
You think she died of a broken heart?
Yeah.
Hi, Chuck. I'm a local counselor,
Thank you.
I turned around and I said,
It'll get there overnight.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Do you guys serve beers?
Jesus!
How long does it take to do alterations?
So we shook it.
Mr. Zisman?
He told me to push the button.
Get the hats! Get the hats!
Just help me get him out of the box. I'll take him.
How much is this?
Oh, my!
All right.
Contestant number one, please come to the stage.
A beautiful young lady like yourself,
Let's go win us some money.
- He's getting 600 bucks? - A month.
but I can still chop the suey, that's for sure.
Yeah. Come on!
You're asking a lot of questions for a stripper.
He's probably drunk right now.
Yeah, sure.
What do you think?
- Oh, God. - Ew, Grandpa,
- No. - He didn't?
You need some help?
that's for damn sure.
Stop it.
Are you kidding me?
We can blow this garmooshky and go chase around a little.
What? No, he don't.
You babysit big boys?
"Did he say what I thought he just said?"
Hello, lady.
Oh, God, that's...
Whoa, stop!
but I could probably get it going.
That's good.
She told me I could have it.
Hi-ya!
Okay, I'm gonna fucking...
Thanks a lot.
Those are for you. They're specially scented.
Richard Boulevard.
You want some ice?
I don't give a shit.
Just to prove to you I don't have anything, ladies,
Let's give her a hand!
- Do what? - This!
You know what a woman likes?
And for those of you who don't know what callipygian means,
Well, what kind of attitude is that?
so I can be close to my mommy.
Yeah, Grandpa's got a taste for that, too.
You know, you can't really, uh...
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, nice.
Sir?
Well... How about that one right there?
Just had a couple too many.
You take it and you stick it right in their thigh.
Oh, man! You can't do that!
Follow my lead.
Just wrap her up.
- Let me check. - No.
Have you kissed a girl yet?
Why'd you tell me to get in there?
squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle
Oh, Lordy! Lordy!
That's why Chevy bladder called Pale yellow in 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016
You know, I...