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Most civil-service jobs require it.
I think someone's in there.
I never had an unsatisfied customer.
Just having a little trouble concentrating.
♪ What is this feeling ♪
Mushroom burger's pretty good, huh?
in the next few years.
It's just you would have never known.
Even after she lied about Yvon?
I like your spirit.
Wait. We're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard-on
that just because I'm the trans guy,
Smoke some weed first?
Well, what jobs can I get without it?
And when dinnertime comes,
He's gonna take you to school in the morning,
All right.
- How's your food? - It's good. How's yours?
I think you hit my G-spot.
Cash, and I'll knock 100 bucks off.
- You like it? - You had blue hair?
- Okay. Fish face. - Now what? Fish face?
I had a couple of needles laying around and my kit.
Um, what's sex-positive, again?
- Okay, what's your first? - Smile.
Hope you learned your lesson.
Your penis, it does not respond.
If your vagina is heavy machinery, then, yeah, I am.
What's that face for, huh?
Hey.
An appliance guy. His number's on the board.
Go play with them, son.
Kev, you're next.
to keep the doors open.
- Are you serious? - That's the low end.
DCFS is coming to make sure Debbie can keep Franny.
- Why not? - Just never really a question.
Gym class too early?
Don't be a douche bag. Just do it.
is the other guy's cock,
I'm back.
Mission accomplished. Yvon is gone.
with me now so I can get married.
Why would I?
Hey, if you wanted to lick some more,
Give me a call when it's fixed,
That dude covets my second wife,
Except she referred to it as "the red shit."
Where does the money go?
Have a good day.
Maybe nuclear waste disposal.
That's a 30-minute bus ride.
but it's just a band-aid fix.
Uh, can you give me a little time to go get the money?
Don't let him watch news or anything scary on TV.
I quit school. I need you to come down to the courthouse
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
How's this for... for casual?
But God forbid you or your husband,
Want to play another game so I can whup your ass again?
But I'm the one Yvon's ghost cock is staring at.
Drive belt needs to be replaced.
- Go! - No! No!
and a credit card you haven't activated.
She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me
Cool.
In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year