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and I'd like to take your C.D. to him.
Political? [ Groaning ]
ok ok
watching her try on some outfits.
Where were you all night?
[ Guitar Playing Country Music ]
It's payback time.
I gotta think about this.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 11 = 880
If she succeeds, I have no husband.
Lurleen will be a big success, and I'll be there.
How much did you just give that man?
If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.
#That I was his #
I hope I told you to stay away with my favorite sister! I hope I told you to stay away with my favorite sister!
- D'oh! - There's a spot, dear.
here, here, and here-- making for one unhappy pappy.
Well, good-bye.
#That's why you flipped your pickup truck #
A friend bought it for me.
Ya Bitte?
No. I think it was Lenny.
I do.
- Thanks. You did say ''sugar,'' right? - Uh-huh.
# Lyin' there awake at night #
[ Straining ]
- That's okay. - I make stupid decisions.
Sorry, darling. All my songs are up here--
Hmm.
- Mrs. Homer Simpson. - Charmed.
#There's nothing you can do #
I haven't felt this way since ''Funkytown.''
Stupid Marge. Tell me to shut up.
As much as I hate that man right now...
Ernest Cuts the Cheese.!
and I owe it all to you.
[ Tires Squealing ]
- #That's why you're overweight # - Uh-huh.
Perfect. All right, everybody, out the window.
Nashes
Tonight, you robbed me of it.
Marge, look at me.
Now, on this show they want you to sing two songs.