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[ Crowd Cheering ]
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
- [ Making Kissing Noises ] - Gross!
Just tell me when the scary part's over.
# My average was point double-0 eight #
- I'll give you 50 bucks. - You son of a--
Really? I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie.
She's wonderful.
[ Laughing ] Ow!
Let's hear it.
Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?''
And which way to the can?
[ Sniffing ]
# But your queen won't cut you slack #
Stress is collecting in the trouble spots--
- I don't know. - Come with me.
Duff, please.
Don't lie to me.
# I been slumpin' all season #
- [ Loud Saloon Banter] - Ooh, a redneck bar.
I'm Lurleen Lumpkin.
I'm going now, and I don't know when you'll see me again.
Just so you know, while you and Lurleen were out judging that greased pig contest...
Don't thank me.
What's wrong?