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There are people in my building older than American democracy.
Oh!
that wake up in the morning and there He is.
I... yes, I am, because you spit.
28. You're 28
Shut up.
What?
How can a human being think that they know
You want us to lie to Mom about Pamela.
You've got it all wrong.
Yo, this guy back here spit on the bus, man.
It's just my bad breath and my garlic penis.
and she was like, "Whaa!"
What?
No problem. Thank you, thank you.
And He's like, "Yup."
Daddy, is Pamela lady your girlfriend now?