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That's really how old it is.
I'm too sad.
You, you, you've, uh...
He's always there.
What are you coming ov...?
Pick... here, pick, pick up the dog poop, would you please?
So I'm gonna take control.
Oh... what, you...
I don't know if there is a God.
Your kids are great, by the way.
You... you said you wanted to do something with me.
you're totally... already at 28.
the way they describe Him in the Bible.
I mean, you're a human...
Couple of people... few people.
But it was so okay to beat your wife until so recently,
My... my babysitter just cancelled.
Who's gonna pick us up from school today?
How could you possibly know...
At least now it's frowned upon.
And then... that's the last time, I told him.
And she's gonna be sitting there kind of nervous.
like a guy, girl thing with...
Because your mom is the first person who takes care of you.
Sit there and lie, you know?
we're so afraid of women, that's why...
if it's just gonna lead to this?
"What, you think I made a whole universe