Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Set it up. Butch. - Let's go.
Yeah. come on over here. l want you to guard this chair.
lt's gonna be awesome. baby. with a capital A.
You son of a bitches. you don't deserve a locker room.
The friends of the program are my friends. and they are friends for life.
Mr. Bodeaux?
l love him. but if he flunks. he deserves it.
D- up. man. Play him up. Hands up. Hack.
l might not get caught.
Well. he's having a little trouble. but that's a tough class.
l'd like to have it in cash.
All right. now. son. let me see you. Let me see you fake left. go right.
All right. Willy Hutchinson.
We're here because maybe l wanna go to college and maybe l don't.
Move out on the ball!
l'm here. l'm here. l'm on you. l'm on you. What you got now?
Well. l'm working on them.
Yeah!
Hey. Pete. step inside.
and places it back upon his shoulders. where. magically.
When we leave this locker room. we're not losers.
Listen to me.
Well. there are rules.
to take a hike.
Stop him.
Actually. l thought the kids played their hearts out.
Oh. just this once. Jenny. You know. l'll never ask you again. please?
- What's up. coach? - Come on in.
You know. sometimes the world
l think the thing that l really wanted to ask you is. will l start next year?
- L.A. is a long ways from here. - Yes. it is.
l'm just trying to get you in college.
- Now. get out of here. - Okay.
You know. you just gotta start thinking straight.
No. wait. Listen to me. Three years ago...
Listen. l'm gonna tell you something right now. Ricky is a farm kid.
We're losers.
Yeah. but you hate losing more.
Let's go to the four-man motion.
God. Jenny. l'm sorry.
Just how goddamn bad can it get?
between the Texas Western Cowboys and the Western University Dolphins.
Now. goddamn it. we're not going out there to make a good show
Get the hell out of here. Ricky.
Now look. now look. Up and under. George. Up and under.
the starting lineup for the Western University Dolphins:
l'll score 700 in my sleep. For $100. l'll score 800.
What the hell happened? How did we sink so low so fast?
by learning how to bend and break the rules?
- Give it a rest. - No. goddamn it!
- Explain that to me. - You've got your last warning.
Maybe if just once...
He's already above the rim. he's stuffing it home.
There goes Happy, heading for the cash machine!
But we got it for him anyway.
Okay. so we don't even want him to get the ball. right?
Can you imagine what Neon would've done
Allan. you used up your question. That was stupid.
We haven't been going out there.
Get that behind the ball. Get your other hand right along the side of it. right?
when l was coaching Oklahoma. You guys won this by eight.
That's Butch's mom in front of their new house in Chicago.
l'm kind of scared to take the college courses.
That is happy enough, you got it?
l would also like a house with a lawn.
Goddamn it. we're not moving the ball. Just standing around. for chrissake.
- Come on. coach. l would not-- - You tell me the truth!
Let's give them all a big French Lick welcome.
Neon. did you ever think about going to college?
Son. look. Come here. listen.
You don't deserve a locker room. the way you're playing this year.
- l need to talk to you. - Okay. All right.
l mean. that's what we've made this game.
- What? Point spread? - What was the point spread?
l mean. now. don't get me wrong. we got a lot of girls at Western.
And. Ricky. you can put it up from where you're at all night long.
Took the SAT recently. scored 520 out of a possible 1600.
lt's been washed. scrubbed. laundered within an inch of its life.
Move. George. move. Move. George.
- lt's all up to Neon and Butch. - What the hell are you doing here?
Way to go. Western!
Don't you know how bad l wanna see this team play?
Now. relax. lt's all working.
To our coach!
Don't put the game tapes in the VCR.
- Watch this. - Yes!
You boys. the only joy l have right now
For chrissake. between you and Neon.
number 50, standing 7-foot-4-inches tall,
You start off insulting me with these third-grade geography questions.
- He's something. huh? - Yeah. he's the best we've had.
- l think we're in trouble. - Yeah.
A lot of coaches have been by here.
And from New Orleans, at center,
Nicaragua. El Salvador and Costa Rica. Where's my $50?
By yourself.
Basket by number 34, Dan Godfried.
- No way. Ed. not Pete Bell. - Are you shitting me?
But. you know. Ricky. let me tell you something.
That's a way. That's it. That's it.
out to the top of the key and take a shot. Okay.
Do you like it when l'm angry because it turns you on?
I figure a white. blue-chip athlete like myself deserves something extra.
My congratulations to Texas Western and their wonderful coaching staff.
Well. maybe it's time to let him go a little.
There's a lot of people on the take. and l can't blame them.
This is the number-one team in the nation.
Shit. he was all-conference as a freshman.
Doesn't make any mistakes.
Let's start thinking about what we're gonna do out there.
we're gonna win this game tonight.
and. you know. just toss it in one of those gym bags you got.
Now. l didn't ask for nothing.
And he's smart too. He's got his head screwed on straight.
He’s a Friend of the Program
We're going out there to beat
and curl around that screen.
lt was a nuclear surfboard. remember?
Yes!
l wanna win this ball game! Let's go!
l bought into it bigtime.
Spain.
Somebody here owes my ass $100.
Somebody here owes my ass $100!