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Tony admitted it to me.
Nice form. Butch.
So tomorrow. l'll talk to you all individually about your futures here.
Pass it. l'm open.
- Coach. l'm homesick. - You're homesick?
But you did authorize the friends of the program to do what had to be done.
- Oh. come on. What do you say? - No. Come on. let's go.
Here we go. Get that ball.
Don't you think it's a bit much for a 50-year-old man
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You guys think of something.
Did you see that? He went:
No. goddamn it. We ain't doing that. We ain't opening that Pandora's box.
Suppose you wanna do a little one-on-one?
Do you think my son could have your autograph?
That may be the whole goddamn season.
You're gonna drink like a fish. there's some cheap stuff in the kitchen.
Tony. when you get on this screen. you've gotta get this foot locked here.
He'd like to take over the farm someday.
Jenny. Jenny.
Move the ball. Lay it out. lay it out.
two safeties and a quarterback all recruited by friends of the program.
Tony's fine. Tony's fine.
And as the razor-sharp blade of the sword of Sir Gawain
- Way to go. coach. - Great game.
You got a future in politics. asshole. Why don't you run for office.
He's going left. he's going right.
- All right. Good. Rick. - Hey. that's great. Good.
Actually. l haven't given it much thought.
And. you know. it wasn't good enough. Wasn't good enough for me.
...and l get caught. l'll get kicked out of coaching.
and if you score 700 or more. you can get into college.
That's the third fucking time you did that!
Because you're impossible to live with.
Yeah. a Rhodes scholar who can dunk.
- Yeah. what's up. bro? - Congratulations.
Tony.
being tutored by your ex-wife.
Get back in that gym. get your stuff.
This is a lecture. Mr. Bodeaux. not a discussion.
but a victory tonight would ensure a winning season for Coach Pete Bell.
l promise you boys this. if you come to Western University
...without a hesitation. And l believed you.
We don't think too much of Southern Baptists around here.
All right. try it the other way. Now spin to the middle.
- Can he rebound? - He's the next Olajuwon.
it wasn't an automobile, it was a fully loaded Lexus.
You wanna take a plane ride to meet him?
You've got great kids.
those stock tips l gave you?
l gotta ask this question. or l wouldn't be doing my job.
Coach! Come on. baby. what's wrong? Coach.
Piss it.
- Yeah. - Girls. are you hungry?
- Thirteen. - Thirteen boards? Well. there you are.
lt's a personal hell you're in for.
What the hell happened to the Jones kid?
- Yeah. - l have a surprise for you.
lt's for the ball club.
- His father's not around. right? - No.
Lock the door before you leave.
We expected the kids to come here out of tradition.
And if Butch chooses to become a Dolphin.
Thanks. man. See you later.
No quick shots unless it's off the break. period.
l want you to meet two big Dolphin fans.
Whereupon the headless Green Knight strolls casually among
l hear she wants money. She wants money just to talk.
every year. a couple of guys come in here
Paid for them baby! I can smell it!
- You don't? - Too many bad shots.
Dig deep in your pockets. gentlemen.
That's part of going to school.
First Baptist. of course.
l mean. our whole offense is gonna be geared around the point guard.
Coach. man. it's me. Tony. l didn't do something like that.
What is it. Butch?
eat some hot wings. Would you join us?
is l only have to watch you guys play two more games.
- Can he play for you? - Well. maybe.
Yeah.
There it is.
Old Farmall. 44 years old this month.
Mr. Bell. l don't know a great deal about basketball. but l do know this:
A white farm boy with a basketball?
- No. - Let me tell you something.
Pick up the ball. Move out of there. Kevin.
- How was your day? - My day?
All right. let's go.
- Hey. coach. what's up. man? - All right.
Qiana. l want you to guard this lamp right here.
and it sure as hell ain't much about [foot]ball!
When other teams used to come in and see these banners.
No. coach. l don't belong here. l mean. l've never ran the motion offense.
was Happy Kuykendall's classmate.
You know. someplace--
you know. even if you don't come to Western.
There is the talent in this room to do just that.
Well. because we're not.
The tempo is ours.
They couldn't care less.
But if l set this foot in here and l rotate. l'm here.
But l'll guarantee you boys one thing. Sure as hell. l'll guarantee you this:
Everything changes. coach.
Take him this way so that this screen can come around and be set on him.
There's no goddamn way l'm gonna feel better about it in the morning.
No. l did not cheat. Swear to God.
What responsibilities are you talking about? l'm talking about my mom.
Even though this kid is still a project with a lot of rough edges.
Get around on him. Ricky! Full speed!
That's it. That's it. Neon. That's it.
Now. now. now. now.
- This guy is phenomenal. - This is outrageous.