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I can't.
every day and every night."
Yeah, okay, let's go.
I love it. Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom?
No, I am a mighty good runner, mister.
so I was wondering if we could schedule some time
Dessert?
don't work out, okay?
* Something more, more *
I don't mean...
Rule number two:
I think it's "La."
Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore.
I'm certainly ready for one.
As you can see, my husband and I
Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest.
Well, you know, I am going to...
So...
human beings who are drowning in their desire
* You grew up riding the subways *
I love you best.
- Grayer! - Help!
Mommy doesn't use caffeine.
Then he can't be that sick now, can he?
As if you know anything about my life.
I'll tell you about the dads.
Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell Mrs. X that I've arrived?
Good night.
Yes, she's my friend. Isn't she your friend too?
Grove, come on. What is wrong? Why won't you shake your booty?
- * Freedom * - * So please don't give me up. *
As I was saying, Nanny,
Woman: Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use?
- Real life awaits. - God.
Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
(engine starts)
Ew.
- Mother? - My, you've gotten portly.
All right, listen up, people. This is my apartment.
in your own words, who exactly is Annie Braddock?
- It's a little small, but... - Mmm.
Mm-hm.
Let's go.
What is it, sweetheart? What's wrong?
Hmm.
- Not with your pants down. - Oh my God!
Play date? What the hell is a play date?
I'll... I'll never ask you again.
Shit! Grayer!
I suppose I forgot.
but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days.
Grayer? Grayer?
Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant
She's your friend?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Cheerios are sugar-free.
Think you can just get rid of me that easily?
What?
to offer the group one particular example
- That must be upsetting. - Not upsetting.
And for that, I owe you the world.
* I take the blue ones every time *
Say hello to the nice fella.
Even so, I fell asleep confident
so we wouldn't have to.
Yeah, I think it's very... very interesting.
it seemed my future was finally set.
Hmm.
I know you've noticed my ass,
- when you're a famous CFO. - Oh, Mom.
- Annie: Hello, Manolo. - We believe it's important
- Stewardess? - Escort?
Man on P. A: Master in economics, minor in communications.
Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay.
Area of interest...
Okay.
Don't you think that's long enough?
But you really... you can't do that sort of thing
They don't have any piercings,
But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns
* You realize *
the New York Stock Exchange.
where I had no voice.
intervened.
as it relates to your intended field.
- It's you. - Bitsy.
He just... he just wants you there.
* Macarena, hey, Macarena... *
They scare me!
- Really? - You look very pretty, Mommy.
- Hi. - My God.
the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup.
Your son, your wife,
Okay.
participating in a dreaded rite-of-passage ceremony.
* Move with me, jam with me... *
- Mmm. - Mmm.
...was actually keeping me from living one.
forgive me.
no, I don't know what that is.
Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day.
I'm the one who's been raising your son.
Annie: Excuse me, sir? Sir.
Well he's... he's sleeping now.
Nanny! Good, you're up.
Annie. Annie the nanny.
- Please! - Grayer, come on, buddy.
Plus you know you're wrong, or you wouldn't be lying to your mother.
* There's got to be more *
you're free, girl.
pretty much all by herself.
I just wanted your mother to be here for the news.
Come on, answer me. You gonna take over the world?
I thought this job was supposed to be
(chuckles)
- No no no... - Make sure to tell her I'm sorry.
You didn't tell us you knew a nanny.
Come on in.
Type B, you provide
(water running)
Grayer: We're going to 'Tucket. We're going to 'Tucket.
Can I come with you?
arriving on track two.
All right, what about... what about Grover?
- Annie? - Dry cleaning.
until the custody battle is settled.
Oh, thank you.
Grayer, go to your mommy.
I would make it meatloaf. I'm gonna borrow this.
- I'm taking him. - Oh no, I can take him.
Remember what happens to little monsters?
Come on, Annie. This place,
you've been meeting with a lot of people.
Do you read to the child from "The Wall Street Journal"?