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Remember what happens to little monsters?
Hmm.
* You realize *
- Grayer! - Help!
And for that, I owe you the world.
What?
Then he can't be that sick now, can he?
in your own words, who exactly is Annie Braddock?
I would make it meatloaf. I'm gonna borrow this.
- Really? - You look very pretty, Mommy.
* There's got to be more *
I'll tell you about the dads.
Think you can just get rid of me that easily?
but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days.
So...
intervened.
I thought this job was supposed to be
You didn't tell us you knew a nanny.
All right, listen up, people. This is my apartment.
* Move with me, jam with me... *
He just... he just wants you there.
I love you best.
Mommy doesn't use caffeine.
As you can see, my husband and I
as it relates to your intended field.
Say hello to the nice fella.
No, I am a mighty good runner, mister.
* Macarena, hey, Macarena... *
Let's go.
As if you know anything about my life.
I'm the one who's been raising your son.
Cheerios are sugar-free.
- Mother? - My, you've gotten portly.
human beings who are drowning in their desire
(water running)
- when you're a famous CFO. - Oh, Mom.
arriving on track two.
Grayer? Grayer?
Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay.
Mm-hm.
They scare me!
until the custody battle is settled.
Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day.
Woman: Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use?
Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore.
forgive me.
- Please! - Grayer, come on, buddy.
All right, what about... what about Grover?
no, I don't know what that is.
She's your friend?
- Annie? - Dry cleaning.
- I'm taking him. - Oh no, I can take him.
Can I come with you?
They don't have any piercings,
- No no no... - Make sure to tell her I'm sorry.
I think it's "La."
Oh, thank you.
Even so, I fell asleep confident
don't work out, okay?
Yes, she's my friend. Isn't she your friend too?
Well, you know, I am going to...
As I was saying, Nanny,
I suppose I forgot.
the New York Stock Exchange.
Nanny! Good, you're up.
Annie. Annie the nanny.
- Hi. - My God.
Okay.
(engine starts)
you're free, girl.
Rule number two:
so we wouldn't have to.
I'm certainly ready for one.
...was actually keeping me from living one.
the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup.
Ew.
- Not with your pants down. - Oh my God!
Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant
- Mmm. - Mmm.
Do you read to the child from "The Wall Street Journal"?
Man on P. A: Master in economics, minor in communications.
* I take the blue ones every time *
I just wanted your mother to be here for the news.
pretty much all by herself.
Yeah, I think it's very... very interesting.
Don't you think that's long enough?
Grayer: We're going to 'Tucket. We're going to 'Tucket.
Annie: Excuse me, sir? Sir.
Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest.
* You grew up riding the subways *
participating in a dreaded rite-of-passage ceremony.
What is it, sweetheart? What's wrong?
I don't mean...
Dessert?
I'll... I'll never ask you again.
Come on, answer me. You gonna take over the world?
Your son, your wife,
Hmm.
- It's a little small, but... - Mmm.
Good night.
Okay.
(chuckles)
- It's you. - Bitsy.
Area of interest...
you've been meeting with a lot of people.
Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
Grove, come on. What is wrong? Why won't you shake your booty?
I can't.
I know you've noticed my ass,
- Stewardess? - Escort?
Well he's... he's sleeping now.
so I was wondering if we could schedule some time
- That must be upsetting. - Not upsetting.
* Something more, more *
I love it. Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom?
Plus you know you're wrong, or you wouldn't be lying to your mother.
Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell Mrs. X that I've arrived?
But you really... you can't do that sort of thing
Yeah, okay, let's go.
every day and every night."
Come on in.
- * Freedom * - * So please don't give me up. *
it seemed my future was finally set.
Shit! Grayer!
to offer the group one particular example
Play date? What the hell is a play date?
Type B, you provide
Come on, Annie. This place,
But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Grayer, go to your mommy.
- Annie: Hello, Manolo. - We believe it's important
- Real life awaits. - God.
where I had no voice.