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Nanny! Good, you're up.
As if you know anything about my life.
She's your friend?
But you really... you can't do that sort of thing
Mommy doesn't use caffeine.
- Not with your pants down. - Oh my God!
What?
Rule number two:
All right, what about... what about Grover?
Yeah, okay, let's go.
Therefore we have decided to hire a consultant
Okay.
They scare me!
the New York Stock Exchange.
arriving on track two.
Don't you think that's long enough?
to offer the group one particular example
no, I don't know what that is.
- That must be upsetting. - Not upsetting.
Oh, thank you.
Then he can't be that sick now, can he?
- I'm taking him. - Oh no, I can take him.
But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns
Annie: Excuse me, sir? Sir.
Slamming the door in your kid's face is not okay.
(engine starts)
Yes, she's my friend. Isn't she your friend too?
* Macarena, hey, Macarena... *
I don't mean...
Yeah, I think it's very... very interesting.
Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
you're free, girl.
- Mmm. - Mmm.
but the truth is, I can only stay for a few days.
so I was wondering if we could schedule some time
...was actually keeping me from living one.
Can I come with you?
I'm the one who's been raising your son.
Do you read to the child from "The Wall Street Journal"?
it seemed my future was finally set.
as it relates to your intended field.
Play date? What the hell is a play date?
* Move with me, jam with me... *
All right, listen up, people. This is my apartment.
* Something more, more *
Man on P. A: Master in economics, minor in communications.
Even so, I fell asleep confident
- * Freedom * - * So please don't give me up. *
I'll... I'll never ask you again.
every day and every night."
I suppose I forgot.
Your son, your wife,
(water running)
in your own words, who exactly is Annie Braddock?
Grove, come on. What is wrong? Why won't you shake your booty?
Come on, Annie. This place,
* You grew up riding the subways *
And for that, I owe you the world.
human beings who are drowning in their desire
I'll tell you about the dads.
You didn't tell us you knew a nanny.
- Mother? - My, you've gotten portly.
I know you've noticed my ass,
(chuckles)
I'm certainly ready for one.
Come on, answer me. You gonna take over the world?
Say hello to the nice fella.
Cheerios are sugar-free.
Plus you know you're wrong, or you wouldn't be lying to your mother.
- when you're a famous CFO. - Oh, Mom.
Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell Mrs. X that I've arrived?
until the custody battle is settled.
Annie. Annie the nanny.
What is it, sweetheart? What's wrong?
Remember what happens to little monsters?
you've been meeting with a lot of people.
Type B, you provide
Of all my privileges, Grayer is my greatest.
* There's got to be more *
where I had no voice.
Grayer? Grayer?
As you can see, my husband and I
Shit! Grayer!
Think you can just get rid of me that easily?
forgive me.
As I was saying, Nanny,
I can't.
I would make it meatloaf. I'm gonna borrow this.
- Really? - You look very pretty, Mommy.
* I take the blue ones every time *
Well, you know, I am going to...
- Real life awaits. - God.
participating in a dreaded rite-of-passage ceremony.
Grayer: We're going to 'Tucket. We're going to 'Tucket.
Hmm.
so we wouldn't have to.
- It's a little small, but... - Mmm.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- No no no... - Make sure to tell her I'm sorry.
Mm-hm.
I love it. Hey, should I whip up a fondue for Mom?
Dessert?
I thought this job was supposed to be
- It's you. - Bitsy.
I love you best.
intervened.
So...
don't work out, okay?
pretty much all by herself.
Let's go.
No, I am a mighty good runner, mister.
Ew.
He just... he just wants you there.
Come on in.
the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup.
Okay.
I just wanted your mother to be here for the news.
Area of interest...
- Annie: Hello, Manolo. - We believe it's important
- Please! - Grayer, come on, buddy.
Hmm.
Woman: Does anyone have an extra diaper I can use?
- Annie? - Dry cleaning.
Oh, Mom, I couldn't handle it anymore.
They don't have any piercings,
Grayer is never allowed to nap during the day.
Well he's... he's sleeping now.
Good night.
I think it's "La."
Grayer, go to your mommy.
- Grayer! - Help!
- Hi. - My God.
- Stewardess? - Escort?
* You realize *