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Nanny, I've decided to take a few days off.
I'm the Xs' new nanny.
Note the shoes.
Mrs. X: One lousy week!
So, girls, tell us, how do you know our boy here?
Are you gonna use this job as an excuse for everything or what?
* Doo-doo-doo doo-doo *
And do this?
- Really? - Mm-hm.
go get a life
Wait a minute. I want to make a plan to visit.
I just called the airport.
Mr. X: ...virtually impossible.
Don't be afraid. They're only clowns.
- I wanna go to my daddy's bathroom. - Okay.
Is there anything at all I can do?
for those considering my application to graduate school.
(all gasp)
Doll: Hola.
(woman giggling)
And while I've been raising these strangers' children,
I was just...
Don't you dare.
Please, child. I left my country
Grove?
I read that critics of anthropology believe
- (groans) - Stop. Grayer, stop.
That's how charmed my life was.
* Got a pain in your face *
He will demand extra time from you this week...
I wasn't born yesterday.
(laughing)
God.
Who actually does it?
to do something educational with Grayer,
Well, we scheduled it that way on purpose
- Take it, take it. - What?
A Central Park bag lady I would be.
is so competitive.
I know you want Bertie. Bertie had to leave to get married
to a woman who mothers in the mornings and the evenings.
Oh, thank you.
You really are!
All my money and I can't get fresh-squeezed? Come on.
(Grayer coughing)
Any man who made me feel desperate enough
His mother didn't order him from a catalogue.
Make it snappy, dear. I'm on the last chapter.
I just don't seem to have enough time for myself.
hang up because the pacemaker isn't on.
Annie: The woman featured here...
Um...
- and tell them we're running late. - Come on.
Why'd you lie to me, Annie?
Mrs. X's voice: I'm so excited to have you onboard.
Ja Na spotkaniu z koleżankami tłumacząc jak HIZERO ułatwia życie
let me just call you after this play date, okay?
I mean, even the ice cream is made out of tofu.
Nanny, call La Grande Nuit
Oh come on. You can't find five minutes
Mrs. X's voice: Perhaps it might be a nice morning
Anthropology? Honey how are you gonna make a living at that?
These include body mutilation,
* Your life is one big compromise *
Mr. X bought it for me for our first wedding anniversary.
What? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
He plays with my wee monster, Darwin.
Well, what mommy doesn't know won't hurt her, okay, Mr. Tattletale?
Woman on P. A: Attention. The Museum of Natural History
* They all want me, they can't have me *
Yet somehow I couldn't formulate a response.
- Yeah. - Daddy, I'm George Washington.
Herbivores means vegetarian.
Well, they did. That one looks just like you.
How is everything?
Hey, Grayer, it's your pal from upstairs.
Can you tell me where Chambers Street is, please?
Annie.
because I thought I could give my boy and my sick mother a better life.
Rode the elevator to the 12th floor.
Um, well, you know what? If you're gonna play it straight,
I'm looking for a new nanny too.
Yeah, it's really good.
my mom's a nurse. She came over here to help me.
- Nanny! - Grayer.
Woman: Our financial analyst training program
So I thought you might appreciate a civilized lunch at Bergdorf's
How are you, honey?
Really, Nanny, I don't know why you didn't leave all this
since you are not around to help,
And why are your bags
I don't want to lose the reservation.
As for you, Mr. X,
Of course I know a nurse.
- Sounds wonderful. - Yeah.
I don't understand why you can't just live at the house for a while,
So I figured I might as well cut my trip short and...
"sanity time," every afternoon, right,
I finally had to fire her
Annie's voice: On that spring afternoon,
You know what? NYU should give you your diploma right now.
So listen, could you quickly unpack my luggage
practice such rigorous celibacy.
Yeah? This is fun. This is fun.
I know. I know, I'm very very late.
* Walk me down your broken line *
Really? You must have had it really rough then.
here's your final payment.
Nanny.
* Let it shine on you *
Annie Braddock,
Oh, Grayer, there you are.
- Darling, l... - Not that I need an invitation.
Thanks.
Mr. X: ...in order to clean up your mess!
* Let it shine on you *
Stockholm Syndrome.
Grayer: You're in trouble!
yet much mythologized practice
It's extremely important not to be late.
* Now is the time *
* Freedom *
I mean, I know it's a little much for dinner,