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Come on, don't be shy.
and quit.
I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
Grayer loves you.
I guess I'm officially an asshole.
Mother: Annie?
Pay attention, honey. Basically,
How about this?
And once I finally let myself say it,
Fondue? Go get my dress.
Okay.
We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
I certainly hope so.
(feet clomping)
Come on. The other trainees, you know,
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
You are so much smarter than I was.
but here's an idea... why don't you try eating dinner with your child
Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
All I'm getting is a million flat.
- Who is that? - That's the nanny, dear.
That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
* Was only temporary *
* Searching for someone *
The fridge is well-stocked.
Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.
- 2:45. - I'm sorry?
You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
- Oh, Lynette. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Yuck.
Nanny, in the morning,
Anyone seen my spaceship
* What I'm living for, what I'm living for *
- He is... - Lynette's new boyfriend.
Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
I... I think it's better if we talk alone.
Grayer: I saw another one.
like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
* And don't let your life *
asshole is a pretty strong word.
- Wait a minute. - The guy I told you about is here.
- You want a secret name? - Yeah, I want a secret name.
There wasn't a single delay or cancelation out of Chicago
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
What?
which reminds me...
Like when we met in Central Park?
- at this point... - There are mimes in the next room.
- so... - Neither did I.
Cool. What are they?
I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
Actually, this job kind of chose me.
(girl laughing)
it became quite obvious
Hey.
Grayer has a temperature of 104
And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
Who's this?
I don't mean to be laughing.
- Isn't that on the West Side? - Yeah, so?
My father traveled constantly for work.
Please, buddy?
* Something more, more, more *
I was confused.
And...
Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
the men are often distant and uninvolved,
We're baking a cake.
What are you doing here?
I know that you work hard. I just think
* Got to make up your mind *
It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
I just...
Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
My God.
Making calls. Where's the chow?
What the hell are you doing here?
I can't tolerate the yapping. Grayer's too young anyway.
A charmed life?
Grayer: Stop it!
I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
Tell me more.
Machine: You have two new messages.
(doorbell rings)
Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
(thunder rumbling)
Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
Okay.
I understand.
Mm-hm.
Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
that my flight was canceled.
So if you wanted to call...
So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
Okay.
Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
I won the Peter Pan Musical. Why? Because it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Who was that, your roommate?
They're chubby, bald, steak-eating,
I know where you live, so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
here's your final payment.
Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
Wouldn't know him if I did.
when leaving your kids with strangers.
I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
You see the building with the red umbrella?
Nanny, wait!
Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
* Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. *
Nanny?
* More, more *
* And don't let your life *
Excuse me.
Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
Yes.