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I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
What?
Yuck.
Cool. What are they?
- so... - Neither did I.
Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
Nanny?
that my flight was canceled.
And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
I guess I'm officially an asshole.
Grayer: I saw another one.
(feet clomping)
I don't mean to be laughing.
when leaving your kids with strangers.
- Wait a minute. - The guy I told you about is here.
I was confused.
Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
Nanny, wait!
* Searching for someone *
I... I think it's better if we talk alone.
Making calls. Where's the chow?
Yes.
Come on. The other trainees, you know,
Like when we met in Central Park?
I understand.
Who was that, your roommate?
which reminds me...
here's your final payment.
What are you doing here?
Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
Excuse me.
Grayer: Stop it!
We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
Actually, this job kind of chose me.
What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
(doorbell rings)
Mm-hm.
Please, buddy?
Okay.
Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
I know that you work hard. I just think
- Isn't that on the West Side? - Yeah, so?
You are so much smarter than I was.
I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
Hey.
Anyone seen my spaceship
* What I'm living for, what I'm living for *
Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
All I'm getting is a million flat.
* More, more *
Who's this?
I know where you live, so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
I won the Peter Pan Musical. Why? Because it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Grayer loves you.
They're chubby, bald, steak-eating,
- at this point... - There are mimes in the next room.
A charmed life?
Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
Nanny, in the morning,
We're baking a cake.
the men are often distant and uninvolved,
- You want a secret name? - Yeah, I want a secret name.
Come on, don't be shy.
You see the building with the red umbrella?
I just...
(girl laughing)
Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
Wouldn't know him if I did.
I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
My father traveled constantly for work.
We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
There wasn't a single delay or cancelation out of Chicago
And once I finally let myself say it,
Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
- Oh, Lynette. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Okay.
it became quite obvious
asshole is a pretty strong word.
and quit.
That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
* And don't let your life *
(thunder rumbling)
What the hell are you doing here?
* Something more, more, more *
Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.
Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
Pay attention, honey. Basically,
It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
but here's an idea... why don't you try eating dinner with your child
Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
- 2:45. - I'm sorry?
Mother: Annie?
Tell me more.
I can't tolerate the yapping. Grayer's too young anyway.
Machine: You have two new messages.
Okay.
* Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. *
* And don't let your life *
* Was only temporary *
* Got to make up your mind *
So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
And...
Fondue? Go get my dress.
You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
- He is... - Lynette's new boyfriend.
Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
So if you wanted to call...
My God.
How about this?
I certainly hope so.
I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
Grayer has a temperature of 104
- Who is that? - That's the nanny, dear.
like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
The fridge is well-stocked.