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Machine: You have two new messages.
Nanny, in the morning,
We... we have been a little preoccupied with our benefit.
(doorbell rings)
* More, more *
I know that you work hard. I just think
it became quite obvious
You are so much smarter than I was.
And once I finally let myself say it,
I guess I'm officially an asshole.
You see the building with the red umbrella?
So if you wanted to call...
Come on. The other trainees, you know,
Yuck.
Annie's voice: Male monogamy remains an elusive,
Woman: My husband and I are taking our second honeymoon
Oh my God, oh my God. Okay okay.
So it's only fitting that I should wear it tonight,
Who was that, your roommate?
My father traveled constantly for work.
Nanny, wait!
like the Pissarro show at the Guggenheim.
(thunder rumbling)
Pay attention, honey. Basically,
Nanny?
* And don't let your life *
Anyone seen my spaceship
- 2:45. - I'm sorry?
Grayer loves you.
Nanny, this is yours, is it not?
I would give the world to be sitting where you're sitting right now.
- Isn't that on the West Side? - Yeah, so?
I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected sometime before 9:00.
How about this?
the men are often distant and uninvolved,
What the hell are you doing here?
I hate coquilles dry. I want sushi.
Grayer has a temperature of 104
It's... it's just that when Mr. X is in the middle of a big deal,
asshole is a pretty strong word.
A charmed life?
Well, how could you find a decent apartment so fast?
I was confused.
Mm-hm.
Making calls. Where's the chow?
What couldn't you handle? You're young, you're smart,
Well, I couldn't imagine a more perfect dress
Cool. What are they?
Grayer: Stop it!
that my flight was canceled.
* Got to make up your mind *
Anti... antidisestablishmentarianism.
Tell me more.
What are you doing here?
Mr. X has arranged for a taxi to take you to the ferry
Fondue? Go get my dress.
Man on P. A: New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
Oh yeah? What kind of work do you do?
I just...
I certainly hope so.
It is not mine, it is not Mr. X's,
Mother: Annie?
And...
That's my dress. You can't borrow that dress.
I don't mean to be laughing.
I understand.
Yes.
* Was only temporary *
I work with your daddy in the Chicago office.
I... I think it's better if we talk alone.
What?
- Wait a minute. - The guy I told you about is here.
- You want a secret name? - Yeah, I want a secret name.
Who's this?
Okay.
Grayer: I saw another one.
Actually, this job kind of chose me.
Uh, we used it all at the party, so...
Listen, I'm losing cell service here.
I forgot to mention his name is Hayden.
- Who is that? - That's the nanny, dear.
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
Okay.
Hey.
- at this point... - There are mimes in the next room.
I'm so sorry. It's not funny.
And this fun meal has to be our little secret, okay?
You're gonna think I'm totally crazy,
* Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines. *
Like when we met in Central Park?
They're chubby, bald, steak-eating,
I won the Peter Pan Musical. Why? Because it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
* Searching for someone *
- Oh, Lynette. - Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Okay.
Come on, don't be shy.
I know where you live, so I'll camp out at your door if I have to.
* What I'm living for, what I'm living for *
Gosh, come on. It's one meeting at Goldman Sachs.
I'll tell you what though... it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
I can't tolerate the yapping. Grayer's too young anyway.
My God.
but here's an idea... why don't you try eating dinner with your child
Annie's voice: Since my job required a vow of chastity,
Excuse me.
- He is... - Lynette's new boyfriend.
* And don't let your life *
Please, buddy?
The fridge is well-stocked.
here's your final payment.
- so... - Neither did I.
Go ahead, puppy, do your business.
Personally, I think you're making a big mistake.
(feet clomping)
(girl laughing)
We're baking a cake.
We'll schedule a lunch. Anywhere you'd like to go.
All I'm getting is a million flat.
Wouldn't know him if I did.
which reminds me...
There wasn't a single delay or cancelation out of Chicago
Grayer, hurry up. Your mom's coming.
* Something more, more, more *
Oh, I really don't know him. He's Annie's friend.
and quit.
when leaving your kids with strangers.