Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we weren't all lesbians.

(elevator dings)

You stupid... you stupid girl.

- Hang on one second. - I'm too big for a stroller!

- (elevator dings) ...until you open the door!

Searching for someone

In short, I was the Chanel bag of nannies.

- Daddy's got work to do, buddy. - Please?

Rule number eight:

Unfortunately, I have to run, but I really look forward to hearing from you.

(dance music playing)

* Dormez vous, dormez vous *

Actually, I know a longer word.

a way to get your head together?

Some buddies from high school... this is Carter, Jojo,

So, I will cancel my plans.

Where do I begin?

Mr. X: Would you get off that phone

I'll call you when I get there, okay?

* Stuck in the job you swore was only temporary *

We just have to be friends and we have to trust each other.

What the hell are you doing?

Doll: I love you.

Harvard Hottie: Hey, Annie, it's me,

It can lead through a minefield.

- (sighs) - (knock on door)

* Go to waste *

- Where's Grayer? - With his grandmother.

Obviously, I do expect you to attend.

anthropologists have been known to lose themselves

I could call for advice, or a nurse even?

- Danger, danger! - Just be patient, eh?

If I quit now, I'll ruin it

and then for a car to pick you up on the other end.

I'll give you "Nannies Gone Wild."

It couldn't possibly end well.

So they'll be getting out anytime now?

Annie's voice: It quickly became clear

Well, if you're such a pizza connoisseur,

Ay... (muttering in Spanish)

Annie: So here I am a few months before the teddy bear incident...

* More, well, let the sun shine *

- I'm sorry... - The Mark, the Four Seasons.

it can be very hard on me.

* On your face *

than you do with your own blood is not okay.

I need you to stop at Tiffany's and pick up Mr. X's watch.

No, Gray... no, Grayer. Don't... don't be difficult.

- * I will not give you up * - * Freedom *

I need you to get ready for the Nanny Conflict Resolution Seminar

- Nanny! - Grayer. Grayer.

* Be the new one, burn to shine *

It's all in the name of freedom.

Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River.

And yet, staring into those big, sad, searching eyes,

Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple child-care rules.

I have a life too, in case you haven't noticed.

That's how this job chose me.

Something you should probably do more of.

You understand? Every night shift I worked,

This throws his sleeping schedule completely off.

and still be...

Why do we have to dress up?

Well, you see...

- She left us to go get married. - All right.

* Frere Jacques *

But for the tribe of the Upper East Side,

- What are you doing? - The note said

- I'm really sorry. - But you know something?

You never mentioned you had a mother, Nanny.

Annie's voice: In conclusion,

Grayer still must be in a stroller

No, I'm out of my league, okay?

- Roses? - Yes, very curious.

Grayer: Clowns are supposed to be funny.

- We're coming. - Right.

I'll take you there sometime.

even though I have told her time and time again that we're agnostic.

So, how did you and Lynette meet?

That's good to hear.

Well, then tell your mother you want to learn Japanese.

After successfully mating

Who, Bertie? Oh yeah.

a phenomenon known as "going native."

for your own good,

I'm not exactly an objective observer.

Actually, I just lost my nanny Bertie,

It is... it's going pretty good actually.

- I can take a hint. - Come on, I didn't say no.

I took some time to make sense

Ah, comme ci comme ca.

Mom, I lived at home through four years of college.

I'm here, knee-deep in...

She neglected Grayer.

to the President's Circle Gala at the Met.

* What I'm living for *

Guess that makes sense.

I desperately needed someone to show me that.

Your mom found him with the Park Avenue play-date service.

- Right. - Anyway...

- Uh... - I'm from Connecticut, actually.

And time's running out,

'Cause frankly, I'm exhausted.

You've obviously lived a very charmed life

Terrific. Now that we're all together,

- Please, stop it. ...when I come back. All right?