Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can take a hint. - Come on, I didn't say no.

(elevator dings)

- Danger, danger! - Just be patient, eh?

- Hang on one second. - I'm too big for a stroller!

After successfully mating

- Uh... - I'm from Connecticut, actually.

Ay... (muttering in Spanish)

Annie: So here I am a few months before the teddy bear incident...

* Dormez vous, dormez vous *

But for the tribe of the Upper East Side,

Mr. X: Would you get off that phone

even though I have told her time and time again that we're agnostic.

It is... it's going pretty good actually.

You understand? Every night shift I worked,

- I'm really sorry. - But you know something?

Annie's voice: It quickly became clear

anthropologists have been known to lose themselves

and then for a car to pick you up on the other end.

I'm here, knee-deep in...

'Cause frankly, I'm exhausted.

a way to get your head together?

for your own good,

I could call for advice, or a nurse even?

* More, well, let the sun shine *

I need you to get ready for the Nanny Conflict Resolution Seminar

* Stuck in the job you swore was only temporary *

- * I will not give you up * - * Freedom *

- (sighs) - (knock on door)

- I'm sorry... - The Mark, the Four Seasons.

* Go to waste *

If I quit now, I'll ruin it

That's how this job chose me.

It can lead through a minefield.

She neglected Grayer.

(dance music playing)

- Roses? - Yes, very curious.

- Right. - Anyway...

Who, Bertie? Oh yeah.

and still be...

Your mom found him with the Park Avenue play-date service.

Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River.

We just have to be friends and we have to trust each other.

I'll call you when I get there, okay?

Rule number eight:

Grayer: Clowns are supposed to be funny.

In short, I was the Chanel bag of nannies.

Why do we have to dress up?

This throws his sleeping schedule completely off.

So, I will cancel my plans.

No, I'm out of my league, okay?

And time's running out,

It couldn't possibly end well.

- Where's Grayer? - With his grandmother.

I took some time to make sense

I desperately needed someone to show me that.

we weren't all lesbians.

I'll give you "Nannies Gone Wild."

You never mentioned you had a mother, Nanny.

- Daddy's got work to do, buddy. - Please?

Actually, I just lost my nanny Bertie,

Searching for someone

than you do with your own blood is not okay.

No, Gray... no, Grayer. Don't... don't be difficult.

- She left us to go get married. - All right.

Some buddies from high school... this is Carter, Jojo,

it can be very hard on me.

- Nanny! - Grayer. Grayer.

Ah, comme ci comme ca.

* What I'm living for *

- Please, stop it. ...when I come back. All right?

I have a life too, in case you haven't noticed.

* On your face *

Harvard Hottie: Hey, Annie, it's me,

Doll: I love you.

- We're coming. - Right.

I need you to stop at Tiffany's and pick up Mr. X's watch.

Unfortunately, I have to run, but I really look forward to hearing from you.

You've obviously lived a very charmed life

Well, you see...

What the hell are you doing?

Mom, I lived at home through four years of college.

to the President's Circle Gala at the Met.

a phenomenon known as "going native."

It's all in the name of freedom.

- (elevator dings) ...until you open the door!

Annie's voice: In conclusion,

Actually, I know a longer word.

Terrific. Now that we're all together,

Well, if you're such a pizza connoisseur,

You stupid... you stupid girl.

I'll take you there sometime.

Obviously, I do expect you to attend.

That's good to hear.

Well, then tell your mother you want to learn Japanese.

So they'll be getting out anytime now?

So, how did you and Lynette meet?

I'm not exactly an objective observer.

Grayer still must be in a stroller

Where do I begin?

Guess that makes sense.

* Frere Jacques *

Something you should probably do more of.

* Be the new one, burn to shine *

And yet, staring into those big, sad, searching eyes,

Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple child-care rules.

- What are you doing? - The note said