Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home every time

Anywhere you like.

Actually, I know the perfect place.

- You're so good with children. - Oh, I'm not.

Frosting fun! Yay!

You're from New Jersey.

- (children screaming) - Right this way, ladies.

to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15.

You remember? What's wrong with you?

- * Oh no-o-o-o... * - Annie: Hi.

She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen

- Mmm. - Type C? What's type C?

who I was gonna be.

are getting a divorce.

in the very society that they're studying,

* You got to give what you take... *

- Mm! - Ow! Hey.

It's highly competitive. I'm probably never gonna get the job.

- You my little superstar? - Yeah.

* Something else, something more *

something... or rather, someone...

and trade her in for a brand-new persona...

And where, may I ask, have you been?

The art gallery.

Grayer: Help, police! She's hurting me!

- Well no, that's what I was thinking... - You want me to call...

voluntarily taking a nanny gig.

there's three types of nanny gigs. Okay, type A,

Grayer's been very very very sick.

The bank has, you know, an excellent program.

Don't. Grayer, don't... don't!

You just averted a minor disaster.

You gotta quit. It's just that simple.

Which, to tell you the truth,

"Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It All." (laughs)

Two weeks in and you already sound depressed, dejected and paranoid.

Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette, but this is my life right now.

Not... not for me, but for Grayer.

You know, I love you, but you're harsh.

There's no time now.

Oh, that's okay. I got it.

Why are you so cruel to me?

Daydreaming in the park that day,

so here's a little hint, okay?

Nobody warned me we were going to have a therapy session.

- I hate you, I want Bertie! - I know, honey.

She got mad at me, refused to wear it. She said it was common.

The card says, "Accept my apology,

- That's the problem. - Okay, you.

and he won't love you unconditionally that much longer.

God, everything is just perfect.

Try smiling once in a while. People hate you!

Daddy, come see my dinosaur!

a high-soy organic diet.

I expect you to have all your things

- she contracted malaria. - Whoa!

I was suddenly terrified I'd never find the answer.

* You got to give what you take *

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you provide "couple time" a few nights a week

* Feel like there's nothing, nowhere to go *

Because I cannot take the additional pressure.

- Yes. - And when are you gonna do it?

- Okay. - Tickle me.

a college grad, and terminally single.

Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport.

at Mr. X's office.

- (clears throat) - Oh...

See if you can find me something short.

* Let the sun shine *

don't you just love Annie's new place?

Anyway, where were we? Ah yes.

But it is your life.

Where's Grayer? Isn't he up yet?

Wow. What does that mean?

* What I'm living for *

* When I dance they call me Macarena *

And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood...

Of course you feel anxiety

now what I would love to do

- Wha... - I need to use this phone.

Leave it there.

* On your face *

Even though I don't have a job,

Oh, I was just about to make some.

Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen.

- No, unfortunately, l... - Fabulous!

Besides, the money is great.

Grayer, no nudity. Please.

- for Grayer's sake. - (thudding)

All right, here they are...

I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy

We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions.

Please don't say anything about Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.

Even so, you should bring him to the doctor in the morning.

Well, today just happens to be break-the-rules day.

- Oh. - Very new, as you can probably tell.

Uh, no, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny.

I'm moving to the city to go to grad school,

Grayer: I'm taking off all my clothes.

But all she has to do is ask.

I'll ride the elevator till I find you.

- Yeah. - Let me hit your floor.

Thank you, that's very considerate.

- I just had to clear my head. - Did you?

- Yeah? - And my roommate could not be nicer.

You were so right.

You look amazing.

Hey, little man, you remember me?

Donald Trump lives in my building.

the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket

...that isn't enough of a humiliation. I will not tolerate

Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have.

(women chuckle)

- Nanny! - Grayer!

Look, I'll call you later, okay?

Do not interrupt me.

There's more scholarships out there than I thought.

Anyway, I want you to give me an opportunity

Can you look after the kids for a minute?

And it's only... it's only 1:00.

- Mrs. X: Hello? - Oh.

Um, you know, Mom. A play date...

- Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home. - I hear him, I hear him.

All right, stop with the negativity.