Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- for Grayer's sake. - (thudding)

so here's a little hint, okay?

Oh, that's okay. I got it.

The bank has, you know, an excellent program.

Uh, no, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny.

Grayer, no nudity. Please.

You just averted a minor disaster.

Not... not for me, but for Grayer.

voluntarily taking a nanny gig.

- That's the problem. - Okay, you.

And where, may I ask, have you been?

There's no time now.

Thank you, that's very considerate.

You were so right.

Even though I don't have a job,

I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy

are getting a divorce.

there's three types of nanny gigs. Okay, type A,

Don't. Grayer, don't... don't!

* Let the sun shine *

- Wha... - I need to use this phone.

Hey, little man, you remember me?

the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket

The card says, "Accept my apology,

* On your face *

Besides, the money is great.

- I hate you, I want Bertie! - I know, honey.

We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions.

(women chuckle)

and trade her in for a brand-new persona...

- Yeah? - And my roommate could not be nicer.

- Mmm. - Type C? What's type C?

Donald Trump lives in my building.

- she contracted malaria. - Whoa!

Why are you so cruel to me?

you provide "couple time" a few nights a week

* You got to give what you take *

* When I dance they call me Macarena *

The art gallery.

- You're so good with children. - Oh, I'm not.

Do not interrupt me.

Please don't say anything about Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.

* Feel like there's nothing, nowhere to go *

All right, stop with the negativity.

Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette, but this is my life right now.

Daddy, come see my dinosaur!

* What I'm living for *

Can you look after the kids for a minute?

Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have.

"Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It All." (laughs)

- I just had to clear my head. - Did you?

Um, you know, Mom. A play date...

Oh, I was just about to make some.

But all she has to do is ask.

Frosting fun! Yay!

who I was gonna be.

Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport.

Actually, I know the perfect place.

Where's Grayer? Isn't he up yet?

- Okay. - Tickle me.

- (clears throat) - Oh...

There's more scholarships out there than I thought.

Anyway, where were we? Ah yes.

You remember? What's wrong with you?

All right, here they are...

- (children screaming) - Right this way, ladies.

- Yes. - And when are you gonna do it?

You're from New Jersey.

in the very society that they're studying,

Anywhere you like.

* You got to give what you take... *

to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15.

But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home every time

Look, I'll call you later, okay?

I'm moving to the city to go to grad school,

- No, unfortunately, l... - Fabulous!

Grayer's been very very very sick.

Grayer: Help, police! She's hurting me!

God, everything is just perfect.

You gotta quit. It's just that simple.

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I was suddenly terrified I'd never find the answer.

- Mm! - Ow! Hey.

She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen

- Yeah. - Let me hit your floor.

* Something else, something more *

See if you can find me something short.

Wow. What does that mean?

a college grad, and terminally single.

Nobody warned me we were going to have a therapy session.

But it is your life.

- Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home. - I hear him, I hear him.

Two weeks in and you already sound depressed, dejected and paranoid.

You know, I love you, but you're harsh.

Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen.

and he won't love you unconditionally that much longer.

Well, today just happens to be break-the-rules day.

- Mrs. X: Hello? - Oh.

- Oh. - Very new, as you can probably tell.

You look amazing.

Leave it there.

I'll ride the elevator till I find you.

And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood...

Which, to tell you the truth,

don't you just love Annie's new place?

It's highly competitive. I'm probably never gonna get the job.

Of course you feel anxiety

something... or rather, someone...

And it's only... it's only 1:00.

She got mad at me, refused to wear it. She said it was common.

- * Oh no-o-o-o... * - Annie: Hi.

Even so, you should bring him to the doctor in the morning.

I expect you to have all your things

at Mr. X's office.

Grayer: I'm taking off all my clothes.

Daydreaming in the park that day,

- You my little superstar? - Yeah.

now what I would love to do

Try smiling once in a while. People hate you!

- Well no, that's what I was thinking... - You want me to call...

Anyway, I want you to give me an opportunity

- Nanny! - Grayer!

a high-soy organic diet.

...that isn't enough of a humiliation. I will not tolerate

Because I cannot take the additional pressure.