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You gotta quit. It's just that simple.
Thank you, that's very considerate.
The art gallery.
Mmm.
You remember? What's wrong with you?
What?
at Mr. X's office.
God, everything is just perfect.
Anywhere you like.
I still think I turned out to be a pretty decent guy
All right, stop with the negativity.
* On your face *
Actually, I know the perfect place.
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in the very society that they're studying,
Can you look after the kids for a minute?
- You're so good with children. - Oh, I'm not.
* Something else, something more *
Anyway, where were we? Ah yes.
I'm Judy.
Grayer's been very very very sick.
to pick up Grayer from school at 2:15.
But all she has to do is ask.
Besides, the money is great.
Well, today just happens to be break-the-rules day.
Frosting fun! Yay!
Been waiting for you right up in the car there, sport.
And it's only... it's only 1:00.
* You got to give what you take... *
(women chuckle)
- * Oh no-o-o-o... * - Annie: Hi.
She got mad at me, refused to wear it. She said it was common.
and trade her in for a brand-new persona...
And where, may I ask, have you been?
Oh, I was just about to make some.
the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket
- Mm! - Ow! Hey.
Well, maybe you should focus on the one you already have.
See if you can find me something short.
The card says, "Accept my apology,
Grayer, no nudity. Please.
Oh.
Why are you so cruel to me?
Where's Grayer? Isn't he up yet?
Hey, little man, you remember me?
* What I'm living for *
Don't. Grayer, don't... don't!
Do not interrupt me.
I'm moving to the city to go to grad school,
The bank has, you know, an excellent program.
* When I dance they call me Macarena *
anthropology.
- Yes. - And when are you gonna do it?
So...
so here's a little hint, okay?
Oh my God.
...that isn't enough of a humiliation. I will not tolerate
Grover.
Good puppy!
(chatting)
Donald Trump lives in my building.
Wow. What does that mean?
a college grad, and terminally single.
* Let the sun shine *
Not... not for me, but for Grayer.
- Well no, that's what I was thinking... - You want me to call...
and he won't love you unconditionally that much longer.
It's highly competitive. I'm probably never gonna get the job.
don't you just love Annie's new place?
I was suddenly terrified I'd never find the answer.
- Mrs. X: Hello? - Oh.
- Okay. - Tickle me.
But then again, Margaret Mead didn't run home every time
Well, you know how Grayer is around pollen.
Oh, goodness.
are getting a divorce.
Mmm.
- Yeah. - Let me hit your floor.
Please don't say anything about Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.
There's more scholarships out there than I thought.
are... are...
- No, unfortunately, l... - Fabulous!
- Oh. - Very new, as you can probably tell.
You know, I love you, but you're harsh.
She is, in fact, a perfect female specimen
Two weeks in and you already sound depressed, dejected and paranoid.
(phone rings)
I'll ride the elevator till I find you.
Of course you feel anxiety
- Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home. - I hear him, I hear him.
something... or rather, someone...
We have over 8,000 applicants for 10 positions.
who I was gonna be.
Daddy, come see my dinosaur!
a high-soy organic diet.
Anyway, I want you to give me an opportunity
- for Grayer's sake. - (thudding)
- You my little superstar? - Yeah.
You look amazing.
Grayer: Help, police! She's hurting me!
There's no time now.
Oh.
Even though I don't have a job,
Ooh.
Look, I'll call you later, okay?
Even so, you should bring him to the doctor in the morning.
I expect you to have all your things
Grayer: I'm taking off all my clothes.
- I hate you, I want Bertie! - I know, honey.
You're from New Jersey.
Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette, but this is my life right now.
You'll see.
Um, you know, Mom. A play date...
- Nanny! - Grayer!
- Yeah? - And my roommate could not be nicer.
- (children screaming) - Right this way, ladies.
- Wha... - I need to use this phone.
"Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It All." (laughs)
Nobody warned me we were going to have a therapy session.
there's three types of nanny gigs. Okay, type A,
- Mmm. - Type C? What's type C?
Oh, that's okay. I got it.
voluntarily taking a nanny gig.
* Feel like there's nothing, nowhere to go *
Leave it there.
now what I would love to do
You just averted a minor disaster.
Because I cannot take the additional pressure.
All right, here they are...
* You got to give what you take *
- I just had to clear my head. - Did you?
- she contracted malaria. - Whoa!
But it is your life.
You were so right.
Which, to tell you the truth,
And I certainly hope that you're in a better mood...
Daydreaming in the park that day,
you provide "couple time" a few nights a week
- That's the problem. - Okay, you.
Try smiling once in a while. People hate you!
Uh, no, this is clearly a disgruntled nanny.
- (clears throat) - Oh...
Ow!