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You can't just walk up to your mom and go, "Let's get an Xbox."
"Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"?
[chuckles]
I don't even think she'd let me do that. [laughs]
None of this five dollarsfor nothing.
I ate crackers in the living room.
[all gasp]
There will be no buddying.I just want
And don't you ever forget it.
You see? You are curious.
Sure did-- let 'em live in my house till they were 18.
What are you talking about?
[clears throat] Can you move your bag?
♪ To the show tonight... Ah! What is this?
It's no one's fault.
Aw, give me the damn weight.
I made the same mistake.
Nothing is going to be handed to him.
♪
Go.
Fine.
Whatever you want, you just buy.
I thought maybe it wasan American thing.
I assumed it wouldn't
[knocking]
and rely too much
Is this what our life is gonna be like?
What are you doing here?
How there would be no company if it were not for you.
and run me over one more time.I do not
in other parts of the house?
Yeah, you're right.
Where were they when the quiz popped?
Raising a kid is a big responsibility.