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No, no, wait a minute. I always have tuna on toast.
You were making out....during Schindler's List?!
I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable within the confines of the honor system.
...exposing the body's internal organs.
- The machine. You want one? - No.
Salmon's the opposite of tuna because salmon swim...
...in midair, mind you...
Care to make it interesting?
I was at the unemployment office.
- With me? - Well...
...it just didn't make it for me.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
- No, of course not. - It's fine, if that's who you are.
...from that day forward.
...have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Me watching tiktoks
Thick, lustrous hair is important to me.
...untoasted, with a side of potato salad...
Where'd you get those?
If you did, I'd have a car.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
And for 30 minutes a week...
it feels like Thursday.
I am king of the county.
...but more keeps coming in!
- Jack, what are you doing? - Stop it.
I think I can sum up the show for you with one word:
My father likes Friends.
A box of Jujyfruits?
You sure? You can examine the artwork up close.
I slept with Elaine last night.
He's, he's kind of... Just kind of... Losing his hair.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
These sretzels are making me thirsty
Where I go?
No. I'll put up 150.
He's got super strength, super speed.
All right, sir.
From now on, when you do your picks, just make one pick and end it.
- Nothing? - Nothing.
What's that red dot on your sweater?
- Nice to meet you. - Thanks again.
But the reservation keeps the car here.
Oh it was a gift...
You're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine?
Magellan? You like Magellan?
You know about the cup sizes and all?
I heard your idea
There's nothing funny about that.
My mother had a Glamour magazine. I started leafing through it.
- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...
Nothing's every worked out for me with tuna on toast.
- No. - No.
You have the seltzer after the salsa.
Take the pen.
- It's all supervised. - Oh, well...
Hernandez continued past us up the ramp.
But I don’t wanna be a pirate
Now we're getting somewhere!
My father's gay
I thought we came in over there.
Sunday has a feel.
You double dipped the chip.
I know one guy got deported.
When that...
...that something was obstructing its breathing.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Vandelay Industries!
...the counter was right there.