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And we call ourselves league of champions
Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.
What's going on in there?
Because we're people.
Flu, flu, flu, flu....
Privacy what is it good for
...she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so, I mean...
Well, mostly negative.
I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries...
i'd thought you'd like that
And then, you slide it into the oven.
Could you get..?
No problem, no problem.
Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me.
Fed,Fed, Fed, Fed
- You? - Yeah. You base a character on me.
Well, that's a little strange.
It's like shaving.
You never know when you're gonna need it.
It’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip
Now, you listen to me.
Oh, this is huge!
And we call ourselves league of champions
- So, what's wrong with that? - Nothing, nothing at all.
That's why you have the reservation.
...on the right temple.
Was that wrong?
me being invited anywhere: I'm not going if there will be people there.
Look at you.
Yeah, OK... I'll have a, uh, decaf cappuccino.
From now on, just choose one hallow and end it
- No, I guess you couldn't. - I wouldn't think so.
Well, I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you...
So you mind if I do a j?
- No. You faked it? - Yes. I faked it.
I think you’re realllllllly sick...
- Oxygen. I need some oxygen. - I thought you'd like that.
I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
We give you the dough.
- No. - Vandelay!
I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor.
- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.
...with that.
Could I offer you something to drink?
...from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me...
MELBA?
This should be the show. This is the show.
- That's true. - It's very refreshing.
Don’t you see what’s happening here? He’s become SR
Ya just gotta hawk tuuee. Spit on that thang.
I'm a United States postal worker.
- Who do you like? - I like de Soto.
...bubble boy.
Just clarifying.
Kids. the house is on a fire
- So she fell? - Yeah.
I went in for lunch and left with a haircut!
- She caught you? - Where?
Sometimes.
Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here.
I take it all back! Every word!