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...and you dipped again.
I don't care. I'm not hungry.
Absolutely nothing
Why don't you two go to the movies by yourselves. I'm not in the mood.
What a post! - Meme. Whatever!
- What's today? - It's Thursday.
You are so good-looking.
is anyone here a persidential pandemic coordinator?
VP Adept I'm out!
Dear Heather,
Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me.
But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?
What a story.
That’s true
We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands...
Now, get the hell out of my house.
I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
All right, break it up. Come on, you two.
No, no, no. He's not bald.
If I see her, what do I say I'm doing here?
FEELS LIKE THURSDAY.
...you were looking in my direction. - Oh, yes, I was.
Good for the tuna
Paul Ledney: I'm out!
Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.
Tuna on toast, coleslaw...
So if you're joining us late...
Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...
I don’t think you do!
I despise Edgar Renteria
So you're still master of your domain.
...to a five-run Royals twelfth. Cost the Mets the game!
Huel is not a meal.
From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it.
That was an accident.
You gotta give us odds. At least 2-1. You gotta put up $200.
It's Real and it's stuntacular
Can't get it off.
The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses...
Paul Ledney: I'm out!
The way I figure it, I've already been there.
I don't have a job, I have no place to go.
Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake
I don't think we have that.
Have you designed any buildings in New York?
Don't say that.
I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls.
Or do you want to not be able to get it out?
- Who said that? - She did.
I'm disturbed. I'm depressed.
And, what else? What else?
You know N.W.A
I don't know. But he ain't funny.
You're a cashier.
I'm queen of the castle.
I invented it's not you, it's me. Nobody tells me it's them, not me.
- Because you're a woman. - So what?
...I got this idea for a show about nothing.
We like Friends!
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to.
- They have different cups. - Yeah, I know about the cups.
- Pardon? - What does he look like?
You're an architect?
...when a crucial coaching error opens the door...
It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough.
- If it's anybody, it's me. - All right.
But I don’t want to…
Who could be better than you
think I can sum it up for you with one word
- Really good? - Really, very nice and good.
Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
I have lost my fiancÈ, the poor baby.
- You think you could? - I could hold out longer than you.
...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the forth rib.
Elaine, bald men with no jobs and no money...
She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.
- All right. You're in for 150. - Okay, 150.
Glamour?
- What is that? - You're in latex.
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
- What? - Do women know about shrinkage?
There's a hue.
- Are you saying..? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.
No one's a bigger idiot than me.
Come on!
It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman...
- That's true. - It's very refreshing.
...and I know you'll never be there.
My ship is gone! My ship is gone!
...the whole premise of your account.
You have to know how to do that.