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- What? - Yeah, he's dead.
- Ah. - Yeah, you had mentioned two weeks.
lying around anywhere,
(Door thunks shut)
Listen, let me give you some cash for that.
- No, I'm well aware of that. Um, so...
- (Flirty) Ted!
How will that face turn out?
- Mhmm.
so we can all just hang out again.
like you did Paula, our landscaper.
- (Clears throat) Equality. Freedom. Marriage.
TED: Good news!
- Moira, I have a feeling not every woman here is a lesbian.
- She's an IT manager, Gerald.
So you can just tie that around your waist, okay?
(Door squeals open)
- Those two are not as simple minded as we thought.
This is like the first job you've ever had.
Believe me when I tell you, if elected,
WOMEN: (Laughing)
- Yes!
- Ronnie says you've only lived here a year?
- Morning! -Hey! How are you?
- Okay. Um...
and sell our most expensive marble urn
- (Dramatic gasp)
- Uh-huh. - Yeah, that didn't come out right. I...