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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
$400, give or take.
It was cozy.
Everybody up my ass.
I figure five, 10 years tops, left,
people in other states less progressively minded than Colorado.
before I start my real life.
Copenhagen.
I never...
You said be creative.
'Cause I'm already a part of this kid's life...
How about a panini?
Very peaceful. Extremely low crime rate.
- Then I put them back in the bag... - In the bag?
- Yeah. - Maybe I'm overreacting.
Give me 5 bucks.
I can't raise Stevie in the back of an RV.
Tiny pretzel?
You freak people out.
Could be tough. But okay.
Insurance, the forms, our shitty fake IDs.
Okay. How do you propose we get gas money?
Give me my beer.
- That'll be $20 even. - Rip-off.
We gonna sleep in that thing tonight?
Might as well call it the All-You-Can-Smoke Festival.
That you're what, planning some other imaginary future without me?
And what kind of bullshit station is that, anyway?
You take weekdays, I take the Sabbath and all major U.S. Holidays.
do you picture me having a wifelDanish lover, Femke?
- Shit. - Yeah.
Morality.
Okay, I will. Working on it.
This was a bad idea.
- I'm confused. - We're done here.
It's not like I can just settle down and play house somewhere,