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Welcome to Franklin...
What Was That, Boo-Boo?
Then it hit me... Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail.
Time to go to work.
Leslie, you are the master of the metaphor.
Okay.
Man, Gayle looks amazing.
So is this a good idea?
but the story of America isn't about second or third chances.
and they kind of upset my stomach.
It stinks.
So it doesn't matter.
Recently I was thinking for the millionth time
and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Ron, your family is beautiful.
Three weeks of the best and most expensive places
Can't we just quickly shake hands,
Can I just say, Tom, you have accomplished so much.
I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
- What was that, boo-boo? - Nothing.
Yes! Oh, for the baby?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
but it was because I did something reckless.
I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers.
and we have one last problem to fix.
So let's go tell everybody, and they can participate,
and I promise I'm gonna try my best.
- Leslie, no. - Oh.
Oh.
we could make Pawnee our home base,
We are gathered here today
I can't believe you went nonprofit.
And well-dressed.
I've gone bust in the past,
Can we go to Bobby's house to watch the game?
You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags?
Congratulations.
A best-selling book, a 40-city tour?
I know.
But we're also hosting several members
You're Watching The Bible Continue
Thank you, Councilman Morris.
Go Macklin.
♪ He did the monster mash
- For governor of Indiana? - Mm-hmm.
near my house that's been broken for about three months.
I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee.
Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam,
You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought,
Hey, babe, for this picture, should I be Burt Macklin,
to get a quick picture just for old times' sake.
and leave them on your hair overnight, not eat them.
to transfer, shuffled a few things around.
- Hi! - Oh!
and whatever happens,
I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective,
that's ever happened in the history of America.
Well, everything's paperless now,
I know. It's kind of the point.
Except getting a swing fixed.
Johnny Karate, or my new character,
I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent.
Tajikistan is off! Tajikistan is off!
when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework.
What the-- No!
And I mean every word of it.
and treat everyone with fairness,
I resign as chairman, effective immediately.