Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They won’t remember

And that's why when I see... rubbish.

About the picture of David with the two blokes jizzing on him.

I've got something she could take down in evidence!

- Well, why did you get...? - I er... don't know.

No one is going to lose their jobs.

No, I'm sorry I.., sorry you've got the wrong number. Bye.

MIGHT BLOODY HAVE TO NOW. SEE YOU LATER

Im sorry David that still sounds like management-speak.

I could catch a monkey. if I was starving, I could.

I will not have her tunnel

I said there's not gonna be redundancies, so that becomes gospel.

- Gareth Keenan. - Cock.

"and 40 seconds."

I can say to people, "come into my office"?

She's lodging with me, so she's my responsibility,

- I could. - How would that work?

So there have been some redundancies?

Yeah. Hi, Chris. it's David here. Yeah. Bad news, mate.

- is it about blow jobs? - Yeah that thing in the toilet. It was a hand job.

- Clint Eastwood. - Spot on.

with the sword of damocles hanging over them.

I've found the guilty man.

He's teamed up with West Ham football team, apparently.

Doing, "I'm forever blowing bubbles"!

Ok. That's all. Anything else?

Distracting. And that's actually one of the major arguments

I’m not Gonna fire you if you know any

What does she do?

Well yeah! Sorry yeah I must be guilty if you've got your best man on the case!

I am caring and sensitive... Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?