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sirs, another insurance company is going under !
to repent, we must stop frivolous spending.
deeerkerrdrrr ! deeerkerrrrrrdrrrr !
to practically anyone who applies for them.
One Two
we shall not want.
why would someone do this ?
yeah, so the problem is your margaritaville payment plan
of all the times for people to decide
Budget 2025 Economy is Booming
just melted in my hands.
that is not cool.
into one big margaritaville security, yeah, no.
My brother waled into my room at 10:30 PM last night I was on Zoom with my friends
we must all wear sheets instead of buying clothes
do not be afraid.
as newly debt-free people feel safe to make purchases.
making a deposit are we ?
we're all feeling the economy's vengeance
nowadays they'll give credit cards
you, who bought that $300,000 house
of the economy's mighty sword.
There are two crewmates trying to escape Kermit the Imposter Aaaaand it's gone
margaritaville ?
so as to stop paying electrical bills.
aw, come on !
it's the jew.
aaaaand it's gone!
is fucking stupid !
how can i help you, young man ?
heghgh !
it is only plastic cards and paper money.
all this frivolous spending they were mocking the economy.
Hey it's your mental health Aaaaand its gone
we can put that check in a money-market mutual fund,
the economy is not a supernatural,
you see, son, we lumped thousands of these
ahghghgghgh !
we can get around on llamas from drake's farm !
and now you know the economy's wrath.