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I would-- I wouldn't have sex with a female centaur.
- Right. - You know what?
25 feet from the bedroom,
Oh, my God! He's leaving me!
they gonna be in there, because these seem to shrink.
Ain't nobody caring about centaurs.
Those gosh-darn Republicans.
I mean, how are you going to elect tax-and-spend politicians
If I was a woman and I saw a centaur,
Oh! Oh, my leg!
No, but the first thing that came to your head
Now, I know
You're saying if you were a woman--
- All we've got is-- - Two bodies, both dead, naked--
I was just wondering when she works.
You know how us Democrats like a shortcut,
Get up in there and get some slippers on.
- That's what I've heard. - You don't look that hurt.
I'ma bust all you niggers in the lip.
You dirty dog.
Girl, it's me.
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