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I was just wondering when she works.
they gonna be in there, because these seem to shrink.
Now, I know
- Right. - You know what?
I'ma bust all you niggers in the lip.
Oh, my God! He's leaving me!
Ain't nobody caring about centaurs.
- All we've got is-- - Two bodies, both dead, naked--
Get up in there and get some slippers on.
You know how us Democrats like a shortcut,
I would-- I wouldn't have sex with a female centaur.
Those gosh-darn Republicans.
25 feet from the bedroom,
Oh! Oh, my leg!
If I was a woman and I saw a centaur,
No, but the first thing that came to your head
You dirty dog.
Girl, it's me.
I mean, how are you going to elect tax-and-spend politicians
You're saying if you were a woman--
- That's what I've heard. - You don't look that hurt.