Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Girl, it's me.
I would-- I wouldn't have sex with a female centaur.
You dirty dog.
25 feet from the bedroom,
Now, I know
I mean, how are you going to elect tax-and-spend politicians
- All we've got is-- - Two bodies, both dead, naked--
Ain't nobody caring about centaurs.
I'ma bust all you niggers in the lip.
You know how us Democrats like a shortcut,
Get up in there and get some slippers on.
Oh! Oh, my leg!
No, but the first thing that came to your head
- Right. - You know what?
I was just wondering when she works.
If I was a woman and I saw a centaur,
Those gosh-darn Republicans.
- That's what I've heard. - You don't look that hurt.
You're saying if you were a woman--
they gonna be in there, because these seem to shrink.
Oh, my God! He's leaving me!