The One in Massapequa - Friends [S08E18]

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The One in Massapequa - Friends [S08E18]
TV-PGComedyRomance

The gang attend a party for Monica and Ross's parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Monica tries to make everyone cry with her speech. Phoebe's overly-enthusiastic date irritates everyone. Ross and Rachel are forced to pretend to be married.

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28 Mar 2002
The One in Massapequa
Gary Halvorson
He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.812
He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.
He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl.
He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.376
He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."
He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."
It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.602
It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.
It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.
That's where we had our first date.That's where we had our first date.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.467
That's where we had our first date.
That's where we had our first date.
Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.828
Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..
Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun..
We'll see you later.We'll see you later.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.980
We'll see you later.
We'll see you later.
Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.747
Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!
Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!
I slipped on a giant booger.I slipped on a giant booger.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.029
I slipped on a giant booger.
I slipped on a giant booger.
Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.431
Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.
Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out.
Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.542
Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
It just isn't feasible.It just isn't feasible.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.177
It just isn't feasible.
It just isn't feasible.
The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.789
The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!
The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!
Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.395
Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.
Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.
What was wrong with Mona?What was wrong with Mona?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.695
What was wrong with Mona?
What was wrong with Mona?
Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.591
Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?
Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?
You people are made of stone!You people are made of stone!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.512
You people are made of stone!
You people are made of stone!
And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.222
And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.458
and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.313
My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.
My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.
You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.878
You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?
You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?
Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.422
Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.043
Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.
Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.
-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.030
-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.
-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.
You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9782
You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.
You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.
Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.7313
Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?