Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to have fun in our fabulous but fleeting time together.

"Us" as in "all of us"?

I'm not worried about someone coming in and usurping me.

# Maybe in magazines #

I pardoned you.

Has anyone read Patti LuPone's new book?

Don't apologize. We should talk about stuff that you're interested in too.

I totally forgot. Greg Evigan is starring in Rent at the Community Playhouse...

- So now, she's his ex-wife. - What is wrong with you?

But your kids sure love you...

Maybe I should be more like you- all fun- and just forget about the consequences.

- # Why # - # Uh #

I'm probably revealing too much, but I do still love you.

You throw 'em a comb and hope they stop beating each other long enough...

# You can stand under my umbrella #

# If the hand is hard #

Um, antidepressants. And antianxiety when I need them.

Mr. Schuester, I want to do more of an upbeat...

No, not really.

I’m sure we should all be as happy as

Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam

"As he was about to be led to the guillotine."

Mike, I know. Now I'm gonna run through a number here.

# And then you get a great big custard pie in the face #

Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet.

Sorry for just coming over like this.

# Make 'em roar Make 'em scream #

They'll be standing in lines

Miss Cameo, do you find that algorithms are hard for you to understand?

And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat

I used to think that I was the best thing that happened to this school, but...

glamorous song with a really good dance beat.

I can take care of myself.

# They'll be standin' in lines #

Let's start with some introductions.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

It's just nice to have someone to talk to.

I was subbing for a math teacher.

Okay, fine. What do you do when a kid does something really great in your class?

I was gonna suggest clapping erasers...

I know. Let's play a game. On the count of three...

- Hoarders is great, but- - Animal Hoarders is better.

And I do in all ways.

The kids really love you. You must be a great teacher.

I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.

- Action. Go! - # Uh-huh, uh-huh #

# I'm singin' #

It's league night for little people.

- Mmm! We're back. - Okay.

Well, if you're cuttin' the football team, who are your Cheerios gonna cheer for?