Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more an Atari #
Which is why next time I'm sick, I'm requesting you as the Glee sub.
She's my ex-wife, and I have no idea what she's doing here.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door?
Definitely, no. Positively, no!
if he's healthy enough to have a beer with a friend.
Miss Holliday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list...
they met an hour ago- by an Elvis impersonator-
But I guess baby's feeling a lot better...
under the heading of "Men Seeking Men with Butt Chins."
Now!
# It's gonna change you know #
# Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
# So dark up above #
- Why him? - No reason.
- Morning, Sue. - Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you.
And you can rest assured that I and my attorney, Gloria Allred...
- I love that stuff. - I know you do.
Someone's been eatin' their Wheaties.
Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible"relationships.
You do not spray athlete's foot medicine in your teammates' eyes.
The kids need me.
We can't win sectionals without you.
All right, guys, um-
Because, hot stuff, you are doin' it in Glee Club.
Hi. I'm Holly Holliday.
and actually wants to hear an answer.
I definitely have a fever.
These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status.
Make them laugh, make them laugh
Don't.
It's actually what inspired me to try this out...
- What da hell? - Hola, clase.
- Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!
# Will never come in between #
Make them laugh, make them laugh
I want my tots.
Or, "That can't be my baby, because I don't love it!"
# Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh #
# My dad said Be an actor, my son #
I'm sorry. I kind of just blanked out.
So let's start with some easy ones.
is that tampering with an automobile's exhaust is a felony.
So? You know what they have in prison- tots.
# Nowadays #
"As he was about to be led to the guillotine."
I long for the day when Figgins gets better and comes back.
And then Kurt, jealous, asked her to take over.
So why don't you go home...
May I be excused? I'm gonna go shove some tots...
Kids feel like they get the day off.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
What?
I found a Journey song we haven't done yet.
And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass.