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But, I mean, if there's one thing that our relationship taught me, it's that...
- Well, there's this party tonight, and... - I heard.
She, Theresa, is staying.
We're gonna need a ride, by the way. Thanks.
So take care of him.
...that you needed help with your DSL.
- I feel like you're not trying to invite me. - No, I do. I am.
She had a list of reasons why she's leaving.
Then why worry her?
How do you feel about swordfish?
Moving on.
About how it's getting serious between you and Theresa?
- The county, maybe. Sure. Fine. - You really think it's because of you?
- I can take care of myself. - I know, I know.
Hurry along, Luke. Make it quick.
And I will not let you compromise yourself, not even for me.
Lips. Now, that's interesting. Was there tongue?
...I feel so much more free or something.
Yeah. Caleb'll be pleased.
- It's kind of crazy. - No. It's sweet.
Now you're all like, "Anna's letter. I can't read it."
Then go.
You have trust issues. That's why you've never been married.
I'm so sorry. About everything.
- Diana Kahn totally got a chin implant. - They have chin implants?
I wouldn't look good in the hat.
I can't. I didn't really bring any of my nice clothes with me.
You look so hot.
Anna!
- Hi. - Hey.
I gotta get to class.
Okay. Maybe it's just the champagne talking, but I'm just gonna say it. Okay?
- We're figuring it all out. - Is she gonna, what, rent a place?
That the best you could do? I need to make my toast.
No. Actually, I'm savoring it.
I want to make you feel appreciated.
So why don't I think it's a wild coincidence to see you here?
Good. Just trying to figure it out.
- Actually, I have a thing. - A thing?
Excuse me. This lounge is for faculty and students only.
- I knew I could rely on you. - Not if you were Man of the Century.
What's more unbelievable is that I'm gonna miss you.
I've been fooling myself thinking this was gonna be easy.
Don't ever come home. You're dead. You hear me? Get off me, man.