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I don't want you to be late.
- That's quality time. - Thanks, buddy.
I do know I have to go to Pittsburgh.
Or was it like a full-on Al and Tipper Gore lip-Iock?
Yeah, well, usually, they're the ones that have broken the law, not me.
She needs a job and a place to live, if you got anything.
Okay, fine. I'll tell her tonight. Might have to have a little bubbly first.
Yeah, well, they never are.
So that's it? There's not, like, one other reason?
You want to come?
I just thought you could use some help with your DSL
How long is she staying for?
I want to make sure you're not embarrassed to bring me to things.
Honestly, Jimmy, I don't know what you're talking about.
Why? He's on a magazine cover.
- You can't drive yourself? - I've had three glasses of champagne.
- She's catering a tennis tournament. - Is she gonna get a job after that?
The vinyl selection at Record Village. And Sundays, the SuperFlea Fleamarket.
Is it Uncle Shaun?
I'll make this go away, but you'll have to give something up.
Hard to believe that doesn't leave him fulfilled.
A little veritas in vino, know what I mean?
- I'm not answering that. - Why?
- Just, whoa. - Okay. I'll just whoa.
...she comes back, only to see me...
What's the matter, Sandy? You cut deals for your clients all the time.
Well, my only grandson, Seth. Come join me.
- Minor details, huh? - Yeah.
Well, if you keep looking up like that, all you're gonna see is a bad shot.
No, she's gotta find a job, a place to live.
Blackmail? Racketeering?
Look, I think you're an amazing guy. A little self-absorbed, maybe, but great.
- Anna, wait. - Seth? Hold on.
Stay the hell away from me. You're lucky I don't kick your ass right here.
- I live in a pool house. - Shut up.
...for you being mixed up in this, getting into bed with my father.
What if the girl I'm supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Okay, if he were to cooperate, let us know who signs his marching orders...
Yeah. Sure.
Can I ask you something?
- You want to know what I think? - You're gonna tell me either way.
- You got at least three minutes. - It's too complicated.