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Well, see that you do. He has water on the lungs and he needs his treatment...
And if it makes you feel any better, I gotta sleep in pull-ups too.
Junior, this is my friend Murray.
...but that doesn't mean we can't bust you out for Christmas.
Chopped herring, potato pancakes and two soft boiled eggs on rye toast.
All right, then suit yourself.
- You're ready. - I love working out.
Well, it was fine meeting you, Rallo.
Will you be my He-bro?
Happy Hanukkah, Murray.
It's pretty similar. Dinner at 5, bath at 6.
I've never seen one accompanied by bruises to the face before.
My teeth taste like kosher salami.
- I'm 5. Hang on. - Get me off this cockamamie thing.
You'll be back on your feet in time for next Boxing Day.
- Listen... - No, you listen.
You lied to me. You told me you were dying in that rest home.
I told you, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.
WISHMAS, BITCH!
To wish me greetings once again
So? Just because you're bad at sports...
It's oh so wrong But we will march on
You people, with your sarcasm and your disrespect.