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Jew
You have 10 seconds to comply.
Roberta, come on, it's time to trim the tree.
What I told you about your folksy racism?
You're one of the good ones.
I got one for every round I lasted.
He's Jewish and he's staying with me for a while.
Then you're coming home with me.
Hit me back.
I dressed up like Santa Claus and left a present in her chimney.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Cleveland, it appears your father has suffered a mild heart attack.
They upped the security since I got back.
I'm just so cold.
That sounds bad. You need anything?
I was wondering if he contacted you.
...to learn about their different cultures.
You're gonna have a grilled cheese, momma's gonna open a bottle of wine...
Choirs will be singing
Life goes pretty fast, Rallo.
Murray's sick. He needs to go back.
In this economy? For a sleeping bag?
This fight is happening whether you want it to or not and you have got to be ready.
- You hear me? - Ow! Yes, I hear you. I'll do it. I'll fight him.
Oh, man.
It’s Christmastime again Charlie Brown is the second Christmas
You can't touch me, Tubby. I'm too fast.
I promise.
Tubby, now that I'm back, maybe we should start up the tradition again.
Oh, honey, I think Jesus has an iPod.
Jewish-person cold, or regular-person cold?
- Who were you talking to? - Um, Jesus.
Found it.