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Either you're gonna fight your dad, or you're gonna fight me.
Now set your clock and grab your jock because tomorrow, we start training.
Back when you were a little kid, I thought I'd keep hitting you forever.
This isn't how I wanted to kill my father.
When I was on the foxy boxing circuit, if some bitch came at me...
- Holy crap, I hit him. - Hit him again, damn it.
- Daddy, why you all beaten up? - Because of Boxing Day.
You should do what your heart tells you to.
And they're just as hurtful and offensive as African American ste...
Now I'm Larry King.
- What? - You heard me.
I'd rather freeze to death on this bench than go back to that place.
when me invitan al antro
Damn right.
Because when I asked him, he said he was the real one...
Instead, we're gonna sign you both up to celebrate Ramadan.
Look, I know you gotta live here or you'll die...
You may have saved the man's life.
...like dancing around in cowboy boots and underwear.
There's no business I know
But I guess when your dad's too big a wuss to fight...
All I need you to do is hold open the front door, it's heavy.