Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Why are you standing like that? - This is how I stand.

I love cobras in baskets.

Pocket dialed you.

Yes. Jess, you should go with him...

Yeah. I mean, he seemed like a really nice European DJ...

Schmidt. Hey, are you okay?

Really catch-as-catch-can as far as footpaths go over here!

You don't know. Nick and I are friends.

and when she's drunk, she has no boundaries.

You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry. "DJ Diabeat it."

Okay. I'll buy you one. Or two. They come as two? I'll buy two.

But do you have any actual soap?

- Don't use it all. - I'll just not touch it.

I just blacked out for a second. Anything weird happen?

This is the opposite of being alone!

- Short-track speed skating. - Ha, ha.

You're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants.

It's just a deeper V.

Heh. Carving station, plates are warm, sneeze guard...

He's a total Matthau! I'm telling you, he gets you.

Like buffet style?

You're gonna have to stop dancing, so you can go to sleep.

Say my name like that? "Jess." And why do you wear old man clothes all the time?

Oh, you know, we're just chilling. Just chilling.

Okay, do you hear what he is saying to you? He's trying to tell you he cares about you.

So she's really grabby, really physical. She's really loose with her body.

Oh. - Over here. Over here.

This is the vibe we have because of you.

Everything is okay. We were hoping to get everything out on the table.

Oh, it was "godlike."

Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men. I could be girl Jack Lemmon.

You weren't upset because I was dancing with Nick?

You're a good guy...