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Oh, my God.
Pocket dialed you.
Like buffet style?
So she's really grabby, really physical. She's really loose with her body.
Ugh.
- Don't use it all. - I'll just not touch it.
Oh, you know, we're just chilling. Just chilling.
You're a good guy...
Heh. Carving station, plates are warm, sneeze guard...
This is the opposite of being alone!
Oh, it was "godlike."
It's just a deeper V.
- Short-track speed skating. - Ha, ha.
Oh. - Over here. Over here.
Say my name like that? "Jess." And why do you wear old man clothes all the time?
You don't know. Nick and I are friends.
Schmidt. Hey, are you okay?
Yes. Jess, you should go with him...
I just blacked out for a second. Anything weird happen?
I walked home.
Really catch-as-catch-can as far as footpaths go over here!
You're not gonna take the kimono off? Fine. Then I'm not wearing any pants.
Okay. I'll buy you one. Or two. They come as two? I'll buy two.
You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry. "DJ Diabeat it."
Yeah. I mean, he seemed like a really nice European DJ...
This is the vibe we have because of you.
You weren't upset because I was dancing with Nick?
Everything is okay. We were hoping to get everything out on the table.
You're gonna have to stop dancing, so you can go to sleep.
Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men. I could be girl Jack Lemmon.
Okay, do you hear what he is saying to you? He's trying to tell you he cares about you.
- Why are you standing like that? - This is how I stand.
and when she's drunk, she has no boundaries.
Parkour!
Aah! - Oh.
I love cobras in baskets.
He's a total Matthau! I'm telling you, he gets you.
But do you have any actual soap?
That's weird.