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# Foo doo fa fa #
I'm going out with this American girl who wants to, you know,
A disastrous mix-up.
I can't go in there by myself and buy a croissant, can I?
'cause then she wanted to have sex.
# Uh... #
Cheer up, Bret.
Yeah yeah, Quincy. Uh, let me hear the track.
Oh I see. You're lying.
# Parlez-vous le franÁais? #
So he just deletes the music files and then sells them as blank CDs.
Mmm, it's the talking stove.
I don't want to go too fast, you know.
Hey, Bret, Lisa here.
That's true.
How did you get her to start it?
Um, I saw Bret feeling that lady's breast.
Original music from New Zealand.
You have to be what's called "my wingman."
Wenn Siggi lustig drauf ist
Hey, I think I might head off now.
Oh.
Yeah, and wear something a little sluttier.
# Foo fa fa fa fa #
Yeah, we've met them and everything.
It's a lot lighter. Did you pick them up?
Very interested. We'd definitely go for that.
What are you talking about?
Bret, how long do you wait until you let a girl come upstairs?
Oh well, I mean I'm...
It's... it's kind of an unspoken rule.
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