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You've been kissing me all night, Bret.
"Ooh, it's like 'Top Gun."'
That's how they kept the women wanting them.
'Cause I was talking to Lisa
Oh really?
'Cause Bret was supposed to be my wingman.
but it's just everybody kind of knows that.
We love girls and spaghetti.
It's good. How you guys doing?
we were wondering if you'd like to come out tonight.
I don't want to make you feel bad,
- Just using each other. - Oh, we were just using each other.
in Operation Sand Freedom.
But I would have liked to have gotten a few more out than that.
# Foo doo fa fa fa fa #
Okay. I was in here first. You come in here
Do you like having nice conversations? No.
# Foo fa fa, ay ya #
# Foo doo fa fa fa fa #
- Just the one. - This one's got sawdust in it.
- You didn't ship out to Iraq? - No, actually,
You need any hot pants?
# But it's very nice #
We've been out here talking about it for two hours now.
What about Wham? You never saw Wham with girlfriends.
- Oh hey, Jemaine. - I just wanted to tell you
# Ay ya #
- This will cheer you up. - Sort of, she didn't really...
- As blanks. - Yeah.
I know! You see him?
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.
so give it a little bait,
# Foo fa fa #
That's not the good news,
or I could stay in your bed...
Okay, I don't want to have to, you know, backpedal
So, no sex and no sex.
He's very popular.
that girl wasn't right for you.
Probably best just the couch.
- All right. Good good. - All right! Thanks a lot.
No.