Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Jessi sighs]
Well, it's official. There's no one left in our grade to go out with.
-Two-four-three, yeah. -She's a little tricky.
How did they get here?
Ugh! That's kinda what I've been worrying about.
Mm, yes, soon we will slaughter this boy.
And you're gonna meet so many amazing young women.
What about what we think?
We're, like, the only ones in our grade who are still single.
Ooh, your teacher's cool!
-That's not true. You've got me. -Right, right.
Stop being sad!
Yes. That is a perfect idea.
But yeah, Misha's... you know…
-[gasps] They don't have a ceiling. -That's right, bitch!
but I'm actually, spoiler alert,
Don't ruin this. Come here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, she's got a "Pod Save America" sticker on her laptop.
You don't know Richter's theorem or how to use a smartboard.
That's right I fucking lied to you
It was a refugee camp.
whilst I'm sweating through this blazer.
What?! Why would you be nervous for excellence?
We realized that I should be with you, and Andrew should be with Misha.
And feel up.
-right on the center divider. -[Diane] Oh, Elliot! Ten-four, good buddy!
Don't say no! They'll see how behind you are.
For your information, he just drank the water out of the can.
Oh, boy.
And together...
Oh, man, is Greer flying her dad's private jet?
-Well, I'm Izzy. -Hi.
I don't think you could handle another day at school.
Oh, my God, you might.
From Lunch Lady Eve, of course.
-Are these the brakes? -[revving]
♪ And the fuck gremlin Will be bringing the sex ♪
Not all of them. What about that new girl?
-[gremlin] I'm a handful. -[audience laughs]
[panting] Oh, yeah? You'll spit in my pretty little mouth?
How's a man even to choose?