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Ahh. Smell all that floor cleanser.
Despairing, I know! We should stop.
Remember Van Gogh?
[man] Eve, I love you!
I've been beating them off with a stick ever since I got this flavor saver.
But her talent lies with songwriting.
Hmm. Yes, for "office hours."
-[audience laughs] -School's out, dorks!
-No, Jay, it was way funnier than that! -Ugh!
It's uncalled for.
I also won the New York City Marathon
-But I will. -Good girl. [purrs]
Will you please tell me why you got held back?
And you're lying to everyone, and so you're going to have to remember
And a metal spike pierced his skull
-No, you do not! -I don't know if I do.
Mmm! And you can see her yummy tummy.
Rest in pussy, boys.
Babe, just the sound of your voice makes me horny.
Wow, I'm beginning to think we're not the center of the universe.
Greer Conway-Kleenex, hello.
We know everyone can see us.
Oh, my God, don't call me old!
-[squishing] -[Nick mumbles] Uh...
Uh, a cup of water and six Splendas for "Lo-Jay."
-Wait-- -Two sexy predators.
I just wanna say for the record, I put in a tampon this summer.
I'm riding a wave of my own discharge!
One full orgasm before you even kiss her.
-[bell rings] -All right, this is the main hall.
'Sup? I mean, bye.
Um, that's awesome, and I could read them.
Oh, my God.
-Yeah, we are. -Hell, yeah.
and get to know each other a little better.
-What is Misha again? -Shit, I don't know, short?