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[laughing] That is so fucking hilarious!
-[both laugh] -[Jessi groans]
♪ Cafeteria Girls Life is their tray-hey-hey! ♪
Yeah, it's fucking fantastic.
Lo-Jay.
Jay, I was hoping this would never come up,
And you know what?
Nick, what about seventh-grade girls?
And the tall one's gonna write a song about Nick.
Her parents watch John Wick every night,
-Waa! Waa! -Okay, I gotta get to class.
-Are you serious? -Yeah.
Exactly. So it's like--
Okay, yeah, I'm definitely not going in there.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God, time to kiss the doughnuts!
You guys are literally on our show.
Are you Suge Knight?
I just can't stop comparing and--
-Oh! I hit the pointy bone! -[Izzy] My God, are you okay?
And in a pointless twist, we've got a new masked principal.
[chuckles] Yeah. ♪ Your breath smells like tuna fish ♪
Don't call me "ma'am." I'm not an old lady!
I really like Misha.
-So Leo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas rules? -Oh, classic Pussy Posse.
The corner of this couch is looking pretty good.
I mean, switch?
Yeah, we'll go to Starbucks, get a freezing-cold scone,
-Shut up! -You shut up!
'Cause I don't wanna stay up all night eating napkins.
[audience cheering]
Um, Mr. Doheny, I think the refugee gymnast girl is crying.
Hello, Misha. Make room.
All right. Hey, Gary, come over here.
I guess we have to start treating girls like they're the stars of their own show.
♪ This is really happening, Lord ♪
-in the margins. -Andrew!
to be working together again.
-all those lies. -Yeah.
I'm gonna lick the breakfast out of your molars.
For our honeymoon, my parents sent us to Rye Playland.
But it was hilarious.
-You mean turtle? -[chuckles]
-No, I, um... -Relax.
No. [sighs]
If you know what I mean.
-Where are the brakes? -[screams]
Just leave me alone, 'cause if I speak right now, I'm gonna yell at you.