Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't remember the last time I did that.
India Jessica Parker, hi.
Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this.
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
He's "Professor Boyfriend" now.
-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up.
Boy, it is beautiful.
it feels, like, bad to be the oldest in our grade!
The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]
-♪ Kissing's off the menu ♪ -[audience applauding]
You probably think I'm as old as Father Time!
And I'm a little shorter than her.
My sick grandmother looks like a raisin.
-I fucking lied to you. -[audience booing]
and replay all the embarrassing things that happened at school.
-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said
And Izzy's kind of annoying.
or when, you know, eighth-graders are with seventh-graders.
I'm a normal seventh-grade girl.
Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer
I'm okay with switching if you are.
But I just don't feel like passing the so-called day
Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks.
Okay. Oh, my God. [snorts, inhales]
[chuckles] Your show?
-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!
Yep, that's why we switched.
-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?
Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname...
-What? -Uh, Cafeteria Girls.
You know exactly what to say.
Yeah, that's what couples do in eighth grade,
with my old lady tomorrow.
Tito Taylor Thomas, as I live and breathe!
-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay.
Because I'm older than I normally should be.
My fuck blazer is ruined!
First of all, I want that on a T-shirt yesterday.
And other stuff we're too shy to mention.
Imagine two things that could never have sex with each other in real life.