Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I just don't feel like passing the so-called day
it feels, like, bad to be the oldest in our grade!
Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks.
-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay.
Yeah, that's what couples do in eighth grade,
I can't remember the last time I did that.
I'm okay with switching if you are.
with my old lady tomorrow.
And Izzy's kind of annoying.
Boy, it is beautiful.
-♪ Kissing's off the menu ♪ -[audience applauding]
Okay. Oh, my God. [snorts, inhales]
-What? -Uh, Cafeteria Girls.
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]
Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer
Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this.
My sick grandmother looks like a raisin.
My fuck blazer is ruined!
-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up.
He's "Professor Boyfriend" now.
Tito Taylor Thomas, as I live and breathe!
and replay all the embarrassing things that happened at school.
-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said
Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname...
-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!
You probably think I'm as old as Father Time!
or when, you know, eighth-graders are with seventh-graders.
Because I'm older than I normally should be.
And other stuff we're too shy to mention.
You know exactly what to say.
First of all, I want that on a T-shirt yesterday.
India Jessica Parker, hi.
-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?
And I'm a little shorter than her.
I'm a normal seventh-grade girl.
-I fucking lied to you. -[audience booing]
Imagine two things that could never have sex with each other in real life.
[chuckles] Your show?
Yep, that's why we switched.