Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it feels, like, bad to be the oldest in our grade!
Boy, it is beautiful.
But I just don't feel like passing the so-called day
Okay. Oh, my God. [snorts, inhales]
[chuckles] Your show?
-♪ Kissing's off the menu ♪ -[audience applauding]
Tito Taylor Thomas, as I live and breathe!
India Jessica Parker, hi.
-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up.
I can't remember the last time I did that.
And other stuff we're too shy to mention.
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
with my old lady tomorrow.
or when, you know, eighth-graders are with seventh-graders.
-I fucking lied to you. -[audience booing]
Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks.
Yep, that's why we switched.
Imagine two things that could never have sex with each other in real life.
My fuck blazer is ruined!
Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this.
The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]
-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay.
You know exactly what to say.
You probably think I'm as old as Father Time!
Yeah, that's what couples do in eighth grade,
and replay all the embarrassing things that happened at school.
And Izzy's kind of annoying.
-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?
Because I'm older than I normally should be.
-What? -Uh, Cafeteria Girls.
He's "Professor Boyfriend" now.
Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer
-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!
-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said
And I'm a little shorter than her.
I'm a normal seventh-grade girl.
I'm okay with switching if you are.
First of all, I want that on a T-shirt yesterday.
My sick grandmother looks like a raisin.
Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname...