Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Holy shit.
-♪ Cafeteria Girls ♪ -[audience cheering]
how inverse variables might lay out here on the parabola?
What's up, jerks?
You know, I was just reading that raisins are dried grapes.
Oh, thanks so much.
-Hey, guys. -Ahoy, boys.
You're six months younger than me. It's no big deal.
-[gasps] -[chuckles] Oh, my God.
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Why'd you lie, Jessi?
Think fast, Isaac!
Oh, I am intimately familiar.
Babe, it's gonna be fun.
Misha, what are you doing with your fingers?
Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.
Hey, guys, we're here at Starbucks with our seventh-grade honeys!
Ladies, we'll be right back.
-[students laughing] -Okay, here I go.
♪ They got your midday blues on the run ♪
I was thinking maybe we could, like, go get some coffee, or...
And, um, a little tip. If you tell the lunch lady you're diabetic,
There's no way she's gonna last.
Look at this. "Preparing young women for excellence."
Totally, yeah. That's true.
♪ And they're doling out laughs By the ladle ♪
Now You Stopped The Scroll
Ah, this one's got a little head on her shoulders.
["Changes" by Charles Bradley playing]
-Dutch oven, fart in your mouth. -Misha!
And you might get to see Alec Baldwin punch a hot dog vendor.
Just made my wife cum, over.
What an idiot!
-It's true, the voice isn't there. -Yeah.
Oh, wait, did you jack off to the long-fingernails guy
I'm Michael Angelo, by the way.
-[teacher] Jessi? -I have.
On my lap? On my head?
-Fuck, yes! -Yes!
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