Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you might get to see Alec Baldwin punch a hot dog vendor.
-It's true, the voice isn't there. -Yeah.
Totally, yeah. That's true.
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-Hey, guys. -Ahoy, boys.
["Changes" by Charles Bradley playing]
Now You Stopped The Scroll
Oh, wait, did you jack off to the long-fingernails guy
-[teacher] Jessi? -I have.
On my lap? On my head?
in the Guinness Book of World Records?
-[students laughing] -Okay, here I go.
You're six months younger than me. It's no big deal.
Holy shit.
There's no way she's gonna last.
♪ And they're doling out laughs By the ladle ♪
Oh, thanks so much.
Misha, what are you doing with your fingers?
I was thinking maybe we could, like, go get some coffee, or...
What an idiot!
Just made my wife cum, over.
What's up, jerks?
-[gasps] -[chuckles] Oh, my God.
Ladies, we'll be right back.
Hey, guys, we're here at Starbucks with our seventh-grade honeys!
And, um, a little tip. If you tell the lunch lady you're diabetic,
Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.
Look at this. "Preparing young women for excellence."
how inverse variables might lay out here on the parabola?
I'm Michael Angelo, by the way.
Oh, I am intimately familiar.
Why'd you lie, Jessi?
-♪ Cafeteria Girls ♪ -[audience cheering]
Ah, this one's got a little head on her shoulders.
♪ They got your midday blues on the run ♪
-Dutch oven, fart in your mouth. -Misha!
-Fuck, yes! -Yes!
You know, I was just reading that raisins are dried grapes.
Think fast, Isaac!
Babe, it's gonna be fun.