Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Andrew, for a classic eighth-grade make-out party.

-[Izzy] Wow. -Don't use that water fountain.

Jay and Lola are dating now?

-Elliot, I think we should go upstairs. -[CB static hisses]

-[Nick] They're gettable. -They're perfect!

Why don't you follow my fat ass over to the sectional?

Ooohh. Ay-yay-yai! I'm also having an idea.

I may be a gopher, but I love the water.

Well, fellas, this actually is not for you.

-Do you guys have plans after school? -Um...

so they don't hear all the... [moans, slurps]

can you help me open my locker?

Honestly, if I tell you, it won't be as funny.

-Um... -Two sexual predators.

And yeah, we're younger, but we're learning.

Eh, nope. What's new and popular?

Sweetheart, I will hold you down and spit in your mouth

I think the masked principal is Kathy Lee Gifford.

Whoa, Ali and Samira?

Welcome to the yacht club, baby! [cackles]

So, what did you badasses get into this summer? Dish!

Population, four.

-What? -Oh, look where we find ourselves.

-Like, eat all the fish in the fish tank? -No!

so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!

Oh, look, even Lump has a girlfriend.

-Okay. -That means a decaffeinated.

[man] Orange County loves you!

We love hanging out with older kids.

or we lose all our funding! Here's a clue.

They drawed a bow on top of my head. So...

Um, since we're talking raisins,

Andrew Kent. Yeah.

Wait! Did you accidentally bring your mom's dildo in for show and tell?

I think it's Paula Abdul.

Also, is his hair, like, his skin?

Hey, 'sup? 'Sup?

Your tampon would shoot out like a Nerf dart.

-at one or two more. -Good call.

Oh, Maury, it sure is good to be horny with you again.

-What's that now? -Just like I'm leaving behind

[both] Emotionally crippling a young woman. Jinx!

My foundation rescued 20 women who were going to be turned into glue.