Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Also, is his hair, like, his skin?
No, Andrew, for a classic eighth-grade make-out party.
-[Izzy] Wow. -Don't use that water fountain.
My foundation rescued 20 women who were going to be turned into glue.
Ooohh. Ay-yay-yai! I'm also having an idea.
Oh, Maury, it sure is good to be horny with you again.
Oh, God.
Wait! Did you accidentally bring your mom's dildo in for show and tell?
Jay and Lola are dating now?
so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!
Hey, 'sup? 'Sup?
Eh, nope. What's new and popular?
-Um... -Two sexual predators.
Um, since we're talking raisins,
Population, four.
They drawed a bow on top of my head. So...
Sweetheart, I will hold you down and spit in your mouth
[man] Orange County loves you!
can you help me open my locker?
And yeah, we're younger, but we're learning.
I may be a gopher, but I love the water.
Well, fellas, this actually is not for you.
so they don't hear all the... [moans, slurps]
-Elliot, I think we should go upstairs. -[CB static hisses]
I think the masked principal is Kathy Lee Gifford.
-Do you guys have plans after school? -Um...
Whoa, Ali and Samira?
Oh, look, even Lump has a girlfriend.
Welcome to the yacht club, baby! [cackles]
Your tampon would shoot out like a Nerf dart.
-Meesh! -What?
Why don't you follow my fat ass over to the sectional?
Andrew Kent. Yeah.
[both] Emotionally crippling  a young woman. Jinx!
-[Nick] They're gettable. -They're perfect!
-at one or two more. -Good call.
or we lose all our funding! Here's a clue.
-What? -Oh, look where we find ourselves.
Honestly, if I tell you, it won't be as funny.
I know!
So, what did you badasses get into this summer? Dish!
We love hanging out with older kids.
-What's that now? -Just like I'm leaving behind
I think it's Paula Abdul.
-Like, eat all the fish in the fish tank? -No!
-Okay. -That means a decaffeinated.