Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, 'sup? 'Sup?
or we lose all our funding! Here's a clue.
Your tampon would shoot out like a Nerf dart.
I think it's Paula Abdul.
I know!
-[Izzy] Wow. -Don't use that water fountain.
Welcome to the yacht club, baby! [cackles]
Wait! Did you accidentally bring your mom's dildo in for show and tell?
Jay and Lola are dating now?
-Um... -Two sexual predators.
Sweetheart, I will hold you down and spit in your mouth
Well, fellas, this actually is not for you.
No, Andrew, for a classic eighth-grade make-out party.
-What? -Oh, look where we find ourselves.
-at one or two more. -Good call.
Um, since we're talking raisins,
Ooohh. Ay-yay-yai! I'm also having an idea.
Oh, look, even Lump has a girlfriend.
My foundation rescued 20 women who were going to be turned into glue.
-Like, eat all the fish in the fish tank? -No!
-[Nick] They're gettable. -They're perfect!
Eh, nope. What's new and popular?
-Meesh! -What?
Oh, God.
so they don't hear all the... [moans, slurps]
We love hanging out with older kids.
They drawed a bow on top of my head. So...
And yeah, we're younger, but we're learning.
[both] Emotionally crippling  a young woman. Jinx!
Whoa, Ali and Samira?
Population, four.
-Do you guys have plans after school? -Um...
Honestly, if I tell you, it won't be as funny.
Oh, Maury, it sure is good to be horny with you again.
-What's that now? -Just like I'm leaving behind
I think the masked principal is Kathy Lee Gifford.
Also, is his hair, like, his skin?
-Elliot, I think we should go upstairs. -[CB static hisses]
Why don't you follow my fat ass over to the sectional?
Andrew Kent. Yeah.
-Okay. -That means a decaffeinated.
[man] Orange County loves you!
can you help me open my locker?
I may be a gopher, but I love the water.
so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!
So, what did you badasses get into this summer? Dish!